If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Stephie02]

Pour my tequila shots in his beer when he's not looking so the other girls can get the wallet

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

*gropes her vigorously*

Stand in front of @EyesOnHers so she can go through the jacket and hang out with @Shymidwestgirl

Ask Dawn if she’s met Stephie. She’s cool.

 

[EasyBrad59]

Well, my wallet and money are long gone, just here in a shirt someone gave me

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ask Dawn if she’s met Stephie. She’s cool.

Im sorry, @Shymidwestgirl ......


I forgot ....


* Hugs appropriately *

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, my wallet and money are long gone, just here in a shirt someone gave me

Do you or don't you have pants on???

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Do you or don't you have pants on???

Absolutely... Ive been breaking into bookstores and dancing the night away with @Shymidwestgirl ... I can't be doing that pantless!

 

[EasyBrad59]

Do you or don't you have pants on???

I can neither confirm nor deny

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Absolutely... Ive been breaking into bookstores and dancing the night away with @Shymidwestgirl ... I can't be doing that pantless!

I can neither confirm nor deny

Dance lessons has a sign: shirts and pants required. Just repeating what I know. Not being fun killer.

 

[EasyBrad59]

Dance lessons has a sign: shirts and pants required. Just repeating what I know. Not being fun killer.

Appreciate the heads up…not sure if I should accept a pair of pants from anyone in this dark alley

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Appreciate the heads up…not sure if I should accept a pair of pants from anyone in this dark alley

Firstly, why would you be walking pantless in a dark alley?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Because it's freeing

 

[EasyBrad59]

Firstly, why would you be walking pantless in a dark alley?

Excellent question…there is no good response

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Firstly, why would you be walking pantless in a dark alley?

He just came out of the "secret secret adult bookstore"...who really knows what kinda weird shit goes on in there?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Because it's freeing

Excellent question…there is no good response

He just came out of the "secret secret adult bookstore"...who really knows what kinda weird shit goes on in there?

Says the man with no shirt.

Agree with your opinion.

No, I’m not going to a movie at the secret secret adult bookstore. I don’t know who I will be seated next to!

 

[EasyBrad59]

He just came out of the "secret secret adult bookstore"...who really knows what kinda weird shit goes on in there?

This sounds right. I remember thinking, cool a bookstore, went inside, and the next thing I knew I was naked in the dark alley. This is my story!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

No, I’m not going to a movie at the secret secret adult bookstore. I don’t know who I will be seated next to!

Just grab a stack of books from the regular secret bookstore and we can head back to the Keep for espressos and we can take turns reading to each other.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Just grab a stack of books from the regular secret bookstore and we can head back to the Keep for espressos and we can take turns reading to each other.

Tries to act cool, but trips and falls over the stack of books I’ve managed to gather.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Tries to act cool, but trips and falls over the stack of books I’ve managed to gather.

helps the lady up and throws her books in my bookbag, I will carry them for you!

 

[EasyBrad59]

Looks like no dance lessons or regular bookstores for me. Does Uber respond to pantless, wallet less men in dark alleys? This was not a sentence I thought I would type at the beginning of the day.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

helps the lady up and throws her books in my bookbag, I will carry them for you!

Miss you babes

Looks like no dance lessons or regular bookstores for me. Does Uber respond to pantless, wallet less men in dark alleys? This was not a sentence I thought I would type at the beginning of the day.

Wtf?!!!

 

[EasyBrad59]

Miss you babes



Wtf?!!!

that is what I am saying, you will have to read back a couple of pages and maybe my tale of woe will be more clear

 

[EyesOnHers]

Looks like @Shymidwestgirl has distracted @LordofDargaardkeep with book buying!

So I'll just lurk in a dark corner and see who looks unsuspecting

 

[Sexy_Singer]

that is what I am saying, you will have to read back a couple of pages and maybe my tale of woe will be more clear

He's a fucking alt. He won't. It's almost like I. Can read his mind

 

[Sexy_Singer]

@EyesOnHers

Sneaky

 

[jonnoback]

Looks like @Shymidwestgirl has distracted @LordofDargaardkeep with book buying!

So I'll just lurk in a dark corner and see who looks unsuspecting

Now I'm wondering how worried I should be...

Let me check my pockets.... wait... where's my trousers?