If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Distract him by making him think I'm stealing his hat while @EyesOnHers takes his wallet

Inconceivable!

Wallet is in my top hat so ha you lose!!! Good day ma'am!!!

Bop her on the nose for being bad and get out the alley quickly before something is stolen!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Inconceivable!

Wallet is in my top hat so ha you lose!!! Good day ma'am!!!

Bop her on the nose for being bad and get out the alley quickly before something is stolen!

Say wait right there, hand over your wallet first... do not make us call @LaisDeMarieDeFrance

 

[BDA73]

While she is pickpocketing..ill be tugging her panties

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Say wait right there, hand over your wallet first... do not make us call @LaisDeMarieDeFrance

Never!!! Throw up a "no shanking in this alley" sign, stick out my tongue and vacate the alley.

 

[EasyBrad59]

I am starting to understand how professional these thieves and pickpockets are. And now, there is possibly a third one. All ye hope is gone!

 

[EyesOnHers]

While she is pickpocketing..ill be tugging her panties

Call for @OldDirtyAltGuy ... looks like someone needs to go to the dungeon!

 

[Stephie02]

Never!!! Throw up a "no shanking in this alley" sign, stick out my tongue and vacate the alley.

Distract him with my Latina dancing moves, but only until @EyesOnHers gets his wallet; then she gets the sexy Latina dance in the speakeasy

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Call for @OldDirtyAltGuy ... looks like someone needs to go to the dungeon!

Have him throw ALL pickpocketers in the dungeon to!

 

[EasyBrad59]

Distract him with my Latina dancing moves, but only until @EyesOnHers gets his wallet; then she gets the sexy Latina dance in the speakeasy

Once you break out the sexy Latina dancing moves, I may as well hand you my wallet and provide all account info

 

[danjtoy]

Offer her a ride to the speakeasy, because it may be only way to get an invite!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Have a peek then close the sewer lid again and resume pizza eating underneath all the commotion taking place.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Have a peek then close the sewer lid again and resume pizza eating underneath all the commotion taking place.

Beat away the Foot Clan and then enjoy some pizza in the sewer.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Call for @OldDirtyAltGuy ... looks like someone needs to go to the dungeon!

Have him throw ALL pickpocketers in the dungeon to!

When the fuck did I get a dungeon?

Have a peek then close the sewer lid again and resume pizza eating underneath all the commotion taking place.

Offer her my dungeon

 

[EyesOnHers]

You seen pulp fiction?
The shit @OldDirtyAltGuy is gonna want to do to you will make Zed and the Gimp look tame!!
Avoid the dungeon bro, always avoid the dungeon

@OldDirtyAltGuy you got the dungeon here.
It is yours now, no take backs!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

@OldDirtyAltGuy you got the dungeon here.
It is yours now, no take backs!

But...but...

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

But...but...

You will look so cute in BDSM leathers... hopefully your nipple rings don't cause any chaffing

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Call for @OldDirtyAltGuy ... looks like someone needs to go to the dungeon!

we also have a nice "somewhat" bottomless pit at the edge of town...
(I know you can not hear them squeal when they come to a sudden stop at least)

 

[TongueLust]

You will look so cute in BDSM leathers... hopefully your nipple rings don't cause any chaffing

Rob him.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Rob him.

oh look another member for the sisterhood of debauchery

 

[EyesOnHers]

oh look another member for the sisterhood of debauchery

Push him out the way, while I ask @TongueLust if she fancies a tequila at the speakeasy while we discuss sisterhood business?

 

[Speshul91]

Push him out the way, while I ask @TongueLust if she fancies a tequila at the speakeasy while we discuss sisterhood business?

Id go order tequila

 

[dawn_of_night]

You will look so cute in BDSM leathers... hopefully your nipple rings don't cause any chaffing

 

[dawn_of_night]

Id go order tequila

Nake sure ingot a tequila before I leave t he alley,
Also id probably inappropriately fondle and inappropriately grope him....
IYKYK

 

[Speshul91]

Nake sure ingot a tequila before I leave t he alley,
Also id probably inappropriately fondle and inappropriately grope him....
IYKYK

Grope away

 

[dawn_of_night]

Grope away

Over a pint and some pretzels?