If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[EyesOnHers]

Ok, let me check the map again. Things move around quickly here. It can be confusing and chaotic sometimes.

It appears three doors down on the left - oh wait the map changed again. 4 doors down on the right past the Speak Easy and past the marshmallow cock shanking manufacturing offices. (Please don’t let HR see you). Then you need the Princess tiara on - here you can borrow mine and whisper the secret password.

I know I know -it’s work to find this place.

Thank you gorgeous
I'll see you there in a mo!

Password still the same as the one issued this morning?
Won't say it out loud because of, you know, lurkers

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Thank you gorgeous
I'll see you there in a mo!

Password still the same as the one issued this morning?
Won't say it out loud because of, you know, lurkers

psst... will you share the password with me? Or just bring me along? (I'll bring my own tiara)

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Thank you gorgeous
I'll see you there in a mo!

Password still the same as the one issued this morning?
Won't say it out loud because of, you know, lurkers

The same…

psst... will you share the password with me? Or just bring me along? (I'll bring my own tiara)

It’s whisper whisper whisper….you my friend are always welcome here.

 

[Graybear1826]

lurk...lurk...lurk...I heard the password!!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

lurk...lurk...lurk...I heard the password!!!

Damn you and your keen sense of hearing.

 

[Graybear1826]

If you can get everyone from the Midwest to dance for me, ill forget the password. If not, I might let it slip during my dancing tomorrow night.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

If you can get everyone from the Midwest to dance for me, ill forget the password. If not, I might let it slip during my dancing tomorrow night.

I'll bring you a picnic basket for the password!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'll bring you a picnic basket for the password!

There better be wine in that picnic basket!

 

[EyesOnHers]

There better be wine in that picnic basket!

Keep him talking MWP... while he's distracted I'll swipe his wallet AND the picnic basket

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Keep him talking MWP... while he's distracted I'll swipe his wallet AND the picnic basket

I'll make sure to bat my eyes, maybe touch his biceps (guys love that... right??)

 

[HardLee91]

I'll make sure to bat my eyes, maybe touch his biceps (guys love that... right??)

Smile and tell her something to make her laugh. Then offer to buy her a drink

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

There better be wine in that picnic basket!

Nope it is full of sammitches for @Graybear1826

I'll make sure to bat my eyes, maybe touch his biceps (guys love that... right??)

That is cheating!!!! Though not as much cheating as flashing...

 

[Graybear1826]

English and Midwestern chicks are SO devious!!!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

English and Midwestern chicks are SO devious!!!

I second this!!

Though you could say all women in this alley..

 

[EyesOnHers]

Smile and tell her something to make her laugh. Then offer to buy her a drink

Hehehe...
Sounds like someone has money!

@MidwestPrincess23 ... quick another distraction and I'll grab his wallet!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hehehe...
Sounds like someone has money!

@MidwestPrincess23 ... quick another distraction and I'll grab his wallet!

you better move fast! quickly flashing my boobs

RUN!

 

[Graybear1826]

you better move fast! quickly flashing my boobs

RUN!

You gonna flash them, heck you can have my wallet!

 

[HardLee91]

you better move fast! quickly flashing my boobs

RUN!

I’m distracted but did I meantion in not wearing pants? Sorry no wallet!

 

[Graybear1826]

I second this!!

Though you could say all women in this alley..

Yeah, Stephie02 fits.

 

[Graybear1826]

I’m distracted but did I meantion in not wearing pants? Sorry no wallet!

They weren't reaching for your wallet!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Why Would I run from boobs?

We really gotta work on our bi-laws here in the alley... No running with your boobs out, you might trip on a marshmallow cock shank...

You can jog slowly though if youre careful... they are fun to watch when bouncing after all

 

[HardLee91]

They weren't reaching for your wallet!

If only that could make money!

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’m distracted but did I meantion in not wearing pants? Sorry no wallet!

Only one warning in this alley...
Pants on or you get marshmallow cock shanked by the sisterhood
Repeat offence it's off to @LordofDargaardkeep dungeon... you may think that's kinky but ODAG is down there somewhere and he's gone off radar

 

[HardLee91]

Only one warning in this alley...
Pants on or you get marshmallow cock shanked by the sisterhood
Repeat offence it's off to @LordofDargaardkeep dungeon... you may think that's kinky but ODAG is down there somewhere and he's gone off radar

Yes ma’am. Just trying to safeguard my wallet!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Yes ma’am. Just trying to safeguard my wallet!

Forget the wallet.