If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Only one warning in this alley...
Pants on or you get marshmallow cock shanked by the sisterhood
Repeat offence it's off to @LordofDargaardkeep dungeon... you may think that's kinky but ODAG is down there somewhere and he's gone off radar

Yeah and don't make me stop watching @Shymidwestgirl read and come out of the book store!

You might get tarred and feathered and escorted to the somewhat bottomless pit at the edge of town!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Yeah and don't make me stop watching @Shymidwestgirl girl read and come out of the book store!

You might get tarred and feathered and escorted to the somewhat bottomless pit at the edge of town!

That sounds like fun. It's like hot wax, right?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

That sounds like fun. It's like hot wax, right?

have you lookin as smooth as a baby seal

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

have you lookin as smooth as a baby seal

Can't get any smoother than I am now

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

@ScarletDaisy shake off your funk and get in here... we got hooligans about that need taught a lesson.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Can't get any smoother than I am now

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Can't get any smoother than I am now

ohhh-la-la... I bet @Sexy_Singer chest can give you a run for your money

 

[Sexy_Singer]

ohhh-la-la... I bet @Sexy_Singer chest can give you a run for your money

Fucker

 

[Graybear1826]

Pics or it didn't happen

I agree... A LOT!!!!!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Fucker

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ODAG's angry eyes.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

What's the theme for this thread?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Pics or it didn't happen

I agree... A LOT!!!!!!

Slap them both for needing pics to see that @LatinaCarmen1980 is a smooth operator.
Just look at her... it's obvious

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*Leans against the wall to see what's up in the alley today*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

*Leans against the wall to see what's up in the alley today*

*Waves and points to the disaster that is the alley*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

*Leans against the wall to see what's up in the alley today*

Girl… we have a lot to catch up on….

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*glances around casually*

Any new marks?

 

[EyesOnHers]

*Leans against the wall to see what's up in the alley today*

Hands her my spreadsheet of...
New victims
Who needs to be shanked

 

[Graybear1826]

*glances around casually*

Any new marks?

Well, gotta go!!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

*whistles*

*looks toward the sky*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Hands her my spreadsheet of...
New victims
Who needs to be shanked

Shanked? How does one get in line for said shanking?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Hands her my spreadsheet of...
New victims
Who needs to be shanked

*Runs up and snatches list and rips up, then bops you on the nose and runs off again*

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Shanked? How does one get in line for said shanking?

It's a dosey of a wait....

 

[Graybear1826]

Hey, no nose bopping!!! I have a job here.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Hey, no nose bopping!!! I have a job here.

And getting clawed in the process!? Think you are the wrong person for the job there Mr Bear.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

What's the theme for this thread?

protect your wallet and avoid the marshmallow cock shank