If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[dawn_of_night]

Ask if I need to put more marshmallow cock shanks on the shopping list?

You buy yours?
I've been making mine.....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

can you help me slide this dumpster out of the way... I am trying to find my pants..

 

[EyesOnHers]

can you help me slide this dumpster out of the way... I am trying to find my pants..

Readying the marshmallow cock shank in my hand

 

[dawn_of_night]

can you help me slide this dumpster out of the way... I am trying to find my pants..

 

[dawn_of_night]

Readying the marshmallow cock shank in my hand

Sis.... *comes in quietly, with cotton candy thudder*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Smile and invite them over for lunch.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Smile and invite them over for lunch.

Squeak in delight and say "Yes, please"!

And also ask if she's okay to help @Shymidwestgirl and me shove @LordofDargaardkeep body into the dumpster so he can sleep off his marshmallow thudder shanking?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

wow wow wow wow... no marshmallow shankings... well unless @Sexy_Singer drunk ass comes flying out from behind the dumpster shank the shit out of him!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Squeak in delight and say "Yes, please"!

And also ask if she's okay to help @Shymidwestgirl and me shove @LordofDargaardkeep body into the dumpster so he can sleep off his marshmallow thudder shanking?

You had met at "body into the dumpster"

I'm in!

Almost banned for trying to do this without me!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Smile and invite them over for lunch.

Where the hell you been? You take more Lit breaks than can possibly be allowed

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Where the hell you been? You take more Lit breaks than can possibly be allowed

I do what I want, when I want.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You had met at "body into the dumpster"

Don't encourage her... I already twitch everytime I see a marshmallow

 

[Sexy_Singer]

wow wow wow wow... no marshmallow shankings... well unless @Sexy_Singer drunk ass comes flying out from behind the dumpster shank the shit out of him!

Who do you think I am?

*ahem*

Fucker

 

[EyesOnHers]

Don't encourage her... I already twitch everytime I see a marshmallow

Explain to him there are some kinks he should just keep to himself

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Don't encourage her... I already twitch everytime I see a marshmallow

But marshmallows have so many uses!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Explain to him there are some kinks he should just keep to himself

so walking through the alley wearing combat boots, a pink to-to, carrying an assault rifle while clutching a dirty wornout teddy bear is frowned upon?
NOTED*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

so walking through the alley wearing combat boots, a pink to-to, carrying an assault rifle while clutching a dirty wornout teddy bear is frowned upon?
NOTED*

How did you forget the tiara?!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

so walking through the alley wearing combat boots, a pink to-to, carrying an assault rifle while clutching a dirty wornout teddy bear is frowned upon?
NOTED*

Sorry, not my kink. No.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Sorry, not my kink. No.

not mine either but it helps me figure out yours through process of elimination

 

[EyesOnHers]

so walking through the alley wearing combat boots, a pink to-to, carrying an assault rifle while clutching a dirty wornout teddy bear is frowned upon?
NOTED*

You misunderstood... that is perfectly acceptable and definitely understandable
But your fetish for marshmallows is getting a bit OTT

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sorry, not my kink. No.

*cough *
No kink shamming....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You misunderstood... that is perfectly acceptable and definitely understandable
But your fetish for marshmallows is getting a bit OTT

but when I buy the liquid kind in a jar and smear it on my nipples it feels so refreshing!

 

[dawn_of_night]

not mine either but it helps me figure out yours through process of elimination

I cant believe you stole my teddy bear!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

but when I buy the liquid kind in a jar and smear it on my nipples it feels so refreshing!

You only say that because the dog has a cold tongue!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You only say that because the dog has a cold tongue!

He just looked at me and winked and told me to tell you that your use of peanut butter is still a secret