If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

*goes to alley entrance and posts this:
*note do not be fooled by these sirens charm, or boobs*

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is he talking about the Monopoly money he put in there?

That is the only money from my wallet...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

*goes to alley entrance and posts this:View attachment 2598905
*note do not be fooled by these sirens charm, or boobs*

*Pouts and slowly twirls my karambit between my hands.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*goes to alley entrance and posts this:View attachment 2598905
*note do not be fooled by these sirens charm, or boobs*

But what about ?

AFAF

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

But what about ?

AFAF

For real. I didn't wear this little skirt for nothing!

 

[Graybear1826]

*Pouts and slowly twirls my karambit between my hands.

Can I borrow that for the evening?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

But what about ?

AFAF

Note taken...

*note do not be be fooled by these sirens charm, or any exposed body part(s)*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Can I borrow that for the evening?

Sure! Want it in the chest, back, thigh, or ass?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Sure! Want it in the chest, back, thigh, or ass?

Options. Nice.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

For real. I didn't wear this little skirt for nothing!

*gets stack of monopoly $1 to be put to good use*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

*gets stack of monopoly $1 to be put to good use*

Again? Well, it helped pay the bills before.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Options. Nice.

Good customer service is an art

 

[Graybear1826]

Sure! Want it in the chest, back, thigh, or ass?

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

Oh, we're communicating. Now come over here and look at this sign with me, I'm struggling to make out the last line of text...

(Get him girls!)

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Again? Well, it helped pay the bills before.

At least THIS TIME you're getting them from someone who resembles the monopoly man.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

At least THIS TIME you're getting them from someone who resembles the monopoly man.

That's what they all say...

 

[Graybear1826]

Oh, we're communicating. Now come over here and look at this sign with me, I'm struggling to make out the last line of text...

(Get him girls!)

OUCH!!! Wait, that's not my thighs! Where's my wallet???

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

That's what they all say...

There goes you borrowing my top hat again....

And no fogging up the monocle this time!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Oh, we're communicating. Now come over here and look at this sign with me, I'm struggling to make out the last line of text...

(Get him girls!)

*Winks at @Graybear1826 while licking the edge of my blade.*

So? What's it gonna be?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

@ScarletDaisy please don't tell me you'll listen to him badmouth your crew like this?

Badmouth? I was offering you space in the Keep to set up a proper thieves den.. ... the eyes wide shut "masquerade" parties in the ballroom are totally optional

 

[Graybear1826]

*Winks at @Graybear1826 while licking the edge of my blade.*

So? What's it gonna be?

Anything you want, Mistress!!!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Badmouth? I was offering you space in the Keep to set up a proper thieves den.. ... the eyes wide shut "masquerade" parties in the ballroom are totally optional

We can be a defensive bunch.. but that's just part of the fun.

We might want to add a metal detector before the next party, tho.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Badmouth? I was offering you space in the Keep to set up a proper thieves den.. ... the eyes wide shut "masquerade" parties in the ballroom are totally optional

Okay, sorry...
You have a pass in the speakeasy tonight (only).

Let's put some money in the jukebox, have a dance then play pool and hustle any newbies who still have money

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

We can be a defensive bunch.. but that's just part of the fun.

We might want to add a metal detector before the next party, tho.

How about a semi rabid pitbull to sniff groins before they get inside?!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

How about a semi rabid pitbull to sniff groins before they get inside?!

Hmmm, that could work. We'll train her to ignore the squad and also sniff out the wallets.