If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ummm what's a candyfloss thudder? Must've missed that

Thank you for asking cause I want to know too! I think it may be cotton candy?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ummm what's a candyfloss thunder? Must've missed that

Thank you for asking cause I want to know too! I think it may be cotton candy?

Yep... sorry, started talking UK
We call it candyfloss over here!

Another one of Dawn's amazing inventions!

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...u-in-a-dark-alley-wwyd.1358756/post-102458245

 

[jonnoback]

@dawn_of_night have we got a candyfloss thudder big enough to take down @mickyp123 ?
@Shymidwestgirl wants a pet dragon

@Stephie02 and I will provide the distraction!

This girl gang is beginning to get worryingly big

Think I'll need my suit of amour - or should that be armour?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Yep... sorry, started talking UK
We call it candyfloss over here!

Another one of Dawn's amazing inventions!

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...u-in-a-dark-alley-wwyd.1358756/post-102458245

Fans myself… did I hear an English accent?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Fans myself… did I hear an English accent?

whilst thou be enchanted by one my lady?

 

[EyesOnHers]

whilst thou be enchanted by one my lady?

Yep, that's how we talk... exactly like that

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey
@dawn_of_night makes the marshmallow cock shanks and kindly supplies the sisterhood for a very fair price.
They are great for scaring lurkers and threatening newbies to relieve them of their wallets.
But @LordofDargaardkeep is immune, he giggles and gets excited at the sight of them... his marshmallow fetish is just too strong

Don't tell @LordofDargaardkeep but patent pending, cheetos crave cocks coming soon!!!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh and the dragon is welcome to stay and bunk up in the roost as long as he promises to singe the bards ,aka @Sexy_Singer , chest hair from time to time just for shits and giggles

 

[Stephie02]

Oh and the dragon is welcome to stay and bunk up in the roost as long as he promises to singe the bards ,aka @Sexy_Singer , chest hair from time to time just for shits and giggles

A dragon needs to be fed, too so he'll keep your dungeon empty

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This girl gang is beginning to get worryingly big

Think I'll need my suit of amour - or should that be armour?

I hear steel tipped arrows can still pierce armour!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

A dragon needs to be fed, too so he'll keep your dungeon empty

Quick question. Who's picking up his poop or is he potty trained and if he is, just how big of a toilet is it?!

 

[Apisto42]

Quick question. Who's picking up his poop or is he potty trained and if he is, just how big of a toilet is it?!

That’s what the lagoon is for behind the alley.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That’s what the lagoon is for behind the alley.

Isn't that the same lagoon we use for drinking and shower water?!

 

[Apisto42]

Isn't that the same lagoon we use for drinking and shower water?!

I mean, you might. IFYKYK

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I mean, you might. IFYKYK

Great. The wailing from our vict... Err.. guests can hide my dry heaving

 

[Stephie02]

Quick question. Who's picking up his poop or is he potty trained and if he is, just how big of a toilet is it?!

Not my dragon so don't know? I'm not doing it, I have classes and tests to study for. We can maybe prod the guys who come into the alley with the marshmallow cock shanks to do it?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Not my dragon so don't know? I'm not doing it, I have classes and tests to study for. We can maybe prod the guys who come into the alley with the marshmallow cock shanks to do it?

You mean like a discount program?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

That’s what the lagoon is for behind the alley.

he can use the somewhat bottomless pit at the edge of town we use to discard bodies... it will help quiet their squeals when landing

 

[Stephie02]

You mean like a discount program?

Nah, we threaten with the marshmallow things, they clean up the dragon poop, and while they're doing that we get their wallets, go into the speakeasy, and drink and dance while they clean the alley! Easy peasy!

 

[EyesOnHers]

he can use the somewhat bottomless pit at the edge of town we use to discard bodies... it will help quiet their squeals when landing

And this is why you are the Lord!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Not my dragon so don't know? I'm not doing it, I have classes and tests to study for. We can maybe prod the guys who come into the alley with the marshmallow cock shanks to do it?

Gets the dragon pooper scooper - I’m a responsible neighbor and pet owner.

 

[Stephie02]

Gets the dragon pooper scooper - I’m a responsible neighbor and pet owner.

Hand the giant poop scooper to the guys, we got drinks to drink

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Nah, we threaten with the marshmallow things, they clean up the dragon poop, and while they're doing that we get their wallets, go into the speakeasy, and drink and dance while they clean the alley! Easy peasy!

You had me at 'threaten.'

 

[alba_sun]

Whereas you had me at ‘marshmallow things'

 

[EyesOnHers]

Whereas you had me at ‘marshmallow things'

You will have a lot in common with @LordofDargaardkeep then.
Let me escort you to the keep to meet him, please you go first.

* swipes wallet, let's the girls know first round is on me *