If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[alba_sun]

Aw, at least others have been working on cleaning this alley already; it’s spotless! You’ve clearly been working this hustle for quite some time now Not sure if I should be impressed or outraged

 

[Stephie02]

Aw, at least others have been working on cleaning this alley already; it’s spotless! You’ve clearly been working this hustle for quite some time now Not sure if I should be impressed or outraged

Both. But don't push it mister

 

[Stephie02]

Whereas you had me at ‘marshmallow things'

Haven't read the thread much have you? They're marshmallow cock prods

 

[jonnoback]

Haven't read the thread much have you? They're marshmallow cock prods

I'm supposed to keep up? I do have a job you know!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Aw, at least others have been working on cleaning this alley already; it’s spotless! You’ve clearly been working this hustle for quite some time now Not sure if I should be impressed or outraged

Both. But don't push it mister

@dawn_of_night we are going to need you to mark this one with Cheeto dust... it will be easier to track him from the balcony when he slips up..

 

[Stephie02]

I'm supposed to keep up? I do have a job you know!

I'm on between classes

 

[Sexy_Singer]

@dawn_of_night we are going to need you to mark this one with Cheeto dust... it will be easier to track him from the balcony when he slips up..

@OldDirtyAltGuy

Here boy...I have a pest that needs gotten rid of.

I know that you're lurking somewhere.

 

[EyesOnHers]

@OldDirtyAltGuy

Here boy...I have a pest that needs gotten rid of.

I know that you're lurking somewhere.

Warn him I'm in a bad mood and he better just handover his wallet...

Then skulk off to the speakeasy to get obliterated

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Warn him I'm in a bad mood and he better just handover his wallet...

Then skulk off to the speakeasy to get obliterated

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Are we skipping straight to the speakeasy? I'm working at 15-hour day today, so that sounds right about my speed.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

*hangs a sign with pickpocketing in a red circle with a line through it, makes sure it is indestructible and can't be removed*

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

*releases 15,000 hungry squirrels into the alley*

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Shoot the squirrels

 

[Experimentalist]

Make sure I don’t gets mistaken for a squirrel

 

[snexxer]

Nod and say hello like a proper northerner.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*gives a quick hug*

*takes wallet*

 

[pinkparkhorse]

*gives a quick hug*

*takes wallet*

Someone needs to do something about all the crime in this place

 

[snexxer]

Someone needs to do something about all the crime in this place

I dont mind losing the wallet, its empty anyhow. Im hanging around to see if scarlet wants to try again....

 

[Stephie02]

Someone needs to do something about all the crime in this place

But your with us, right? The sisterhood?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

But your with us, right? The sisterhood?

Of course.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Shoot the squirrels

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*weeps*

 

[rick_j21]

I’d do my best to figure what that avatar is without getting to close to it

 

[Stephie02]

Of course.

Welcome to our crime alley! Steal a wallet, come and buy drinks in the speakeasy!

 

[CuriousRick]

put my hand on my wallet and back away slowly.

 

[rick_j21]

Welcome to our crime alley! Steal a wallet, come and buy drinks in the speakeasy!

I really wonder where some of you keep your wallets

I’d wonder how many Ricks are here