If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Stephie02]

Ummm I'd have to check out wallet collection to know for sure

 

[dawn_of_night]

@dawn_of_night we are going to need you to mark this one with Cheeto dust... it will be easier to track him from the balcony when he slips up..

Mmmhmm....
Mmhm...
*nods*

 

[rick_j21]

Although it’s not cool I think I’m going to put my wallet on a chain

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Although it’s not cool I think I’m going to put my wallet on a chain

Wait,

Are we not doing that anymore??

 

[rick_j21]

Wait,

Are we not doing that anymore??

I guess I’d check to see if your wallet was on a chain

 

[alba_sun]

Haven't read the thread much have you? They're marshmallow cock prods

Guilty as charged - I’m new around here and have immediately fallen straight into your on-the-surface delicious and yet (I should really have figured it out..) strangely phallic-shaped trap

 

[Cthulhu1138]

I still have the chain, still have the wallet with the grommet in it from when I rode a bike and greased my hair,
But the two have not been together for a very long time.
Rip rudeboys & sick boys

 

[alba_sun]

@dawn_of_night we are going to need you to mark this one with Cheeto dust... it will be easier to track him from the balcony when he slips up..

And I’m sure I’ll be easy enough to track when I blunder down off the balcony with an almighty thud.. certainly if my existing record is anything to go by

 

[dawn_of_night]

And I’m sure I’ll be easy enough to track when I blunder down off the balcony with an almighty thud.. certainly if my existing record is anything to go by

Twizzler?

 

[rick_j21]

Twizzler?

Now I’d be all over stealing the twizzlers

 

[Stephie02]

I guess I’d check to see if your wallet was on a chain

Do you even still have your wallet? Are you sure?

 

[Stephie02]

Guilty as charged - I’m new around here and have immediately fallen straight into your on-the-surface delicious and yet (I should really have figured it out..) strangely phallic-shaped trap

You're gonna be just fine here

 

[rick_j21]

Do you even still have your wallet? Are you sure?

I think I have my wallet but I don’t think I have a marshmallow

 

[EyesOnHers]

Although it’s not cool I think I’m going to put my wallet on a chain

I still have the chain, still have the wallet with the grommet in it from when I rode a bike and greased my hair,
But the two have not been together for a very long time.
Rip rudeboys & sick boys

Nice...
Steal the wallet then wield it like a half nunchuck if anyone tries their luck at trying to get it back.

Also marshmallow cock shank ready in tbe other hand

 

[rick_j21]

Nice...
Steal the wallet then wield it like a half nunchuck if anyone tries their luck at trying to get it back.

Also marshmallow cock shank ready in tbe other hand

That plan backfired and I’m really worried about losing my trousers. I need a giant plastic hamster ball to climb in and roll around the alley.

 

[alba_sun]

You're gonna be just fine here

Ha… now why does that not leave me feeling ‘completely’ reassured…?

Should I be apprehensive, or excited, or… no wait, hang on, I think I know this answer already:

Both. But don't push it mister

…there it is

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them on a dark alley, I would recite the tale of old when said dark alley was a respectable den of... solely darkness.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Now I’d be all over stealing the twizzlers

I wss offering, you don't have to steal....

 

[dawn_of_night]

If I met them on a dark alley, I would recite the tale of old when said dark alley was a respectable den of... solely darkness.

Hey girl hey.....

 

[rick_j21]

I wss offering, you don't have to steal....

My bad… takes them in my hamster ball

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My bad… takes them in my hamster ball

A hamsterball full of twizzlers? I would ask no questions. This guy seems legit. Probably.

 

[rick_j21]

A hamsterball full of twizzlers? I would ask no questions. This guy seems legit. Probably.

I’m trying to think f a way to tie all the twizzlers together and use them to get my wallet back

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m trying to think f a way to tie all the twizzlers together and use them to get my wallet back

I said I wasn't asking questions

I miss the little mysteries in life... and now, in this dark alley, you will be subjected to listening to the 27 haikus I've written about my woes.

 

[rick_j21]

I said I wasn't asking questions

I miss the little mysteries in life... and now, in this dark alley, you will be subjected to listening to the 27 haikus I've written about my woes.

I hope this hamster ball is sound proof

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m trying to think f a way to tie all the twizzlers together and use them to get my wallet back

Has anyone ever thought of.....


Just asking??