If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[EyesOnHers]

I didn’t sign nuthing!

Hehehe... silly monkey.
Since when did you think the sisterhood required your permission or signature???

Now try on your uniform and show us your moves...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hehehe... silly monkey.
Since when did you think the sisterhood required your permission or signature???

Now try on your uniform and show us your moves...

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I said I wasn't asking questions

I miss the little mysteries in life... and now, in this dark alley, you will be subjected to listening to the 27 haikus I've written about my woes.

Look who shows up in my alley while I was out on a mission.. ... thats not suspicious at all..

 

[EyesOnHers]

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@cheekygirl75 have you got the mint dental floss whip? The monkey is giving us grief!

 

[jonnoback]

I feel a lot like Father Jack in this thread...

 

[cheekygirl75]

@cheekygirl75 have you got the mint dental floss whip? The monkey is giving us grief!

I think I can get you something a little bit better than dental floss

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I can get you something a little bit better than dental floss

Sour punch straws???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sour punch straws???

Hey! Don’t give em any ideas!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Sour punch straws???

Ask if these can doubke up as drinking straws in the speakeasy too?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ask if these can doubke up as drinking straws in the speakeasy too?

Even I think this is unwise and unsanitary

 

[cheekygirl75]

Even I think this is unwise and unsanitary

What would I do? I'd spank the monkey, of course, and continue on - I hear there's a great speakeasy here!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What would I do? I'd spank the monkey, of course, and continue on - I hear there's a great speakeasy here!

 

[rick_j21]

I’d watch out for that monkey

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’d watch out for that monkey

The aim is for you to watch him...

@SalaciousMonkey22 is performing tonight 8pm at the speakeasy. Tickets available at the door

 

[ScarletDaisy]

The aim is for you to watch him...

@SalaciousMonkey22 is performing tonight 8pm at the speakeasy. Tickets available at the door

I have my dollar bills ready!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The aim is for you to watch him...

@SalaciousMonkey22 is performing tonight 8pm at the speakeasy. Tickets available at the door

I want to speak to a lawyer!

 

[rick_j21]

I don’t trust that monkey and I just met him

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t trust that monkey and I just met him

 

[rick_j21]

See it looks like a cute little monkey but I think monkeys bite

 

[EyesOnHers]

See it looks like a cute little monkey but I think monkeys bite

Oh wow...
The sisterhood can abuse the monkey.
But victims visitors to the alley cannot
You are on the radar now

 

[cheekygirl75]

Oh wow...
The sisterhood can abuse the monkey.
But victims visitors to the alley cannot
You are on the radar now

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I would hand over the bottle of Prosecco slowly!

Then get out the glasses

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ask if these can doubke up as drinking straws in the speakeasy too?

No??
Well....
I don't think so?
But we can cookies for that!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I would hand over the bottle of Prosecco slowly!

Then get out the glasses

I'll bring the cheese straws!!!

 

[Apisto42]

I'll bring the cheese straws!!!

What about the spoons for the monkey brains?

 

[dawn_of_night]

What about the spoons for the monkey brains?

*shakes head and curls lip*
Naaah. Im good.