If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[snexxer]

What about the spoons for the monkey brains?

I'll bring the snake surprise.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Free shankings in the meme thread!

 

[EyesOnHers]

What about the spoons for the monkey brains?

@SalaciousMonkey22

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22

 

[EyesOnHers]

Whisper as I pass him by in the alley...
"Silly monkey, I don't think it's veiled"

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hheeeyyyy..... whats this????

 

[discjockey74]

Hey there…….its really dark here….

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey there…….its really dark here….

We don't control the light.....
The light controls.....
Nevermind....
Its probably best you don't know.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We don't control the light.....
The light controls.....
Nevermind....
Its probably best you don't know.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey.
Thats mine!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Hey.
Thats mine!

Run out in front of her, scream HI FRIEND, then shank myself and run away giggling

 

[Sexy_Singer]

*eats cereal...um...I mean popcorn*

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

*eats cereal...um...I mean popcorn*

 

[MindYaBitness]

CPR, apparently

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

CPR, apparently

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

CPR, apparently

 

[MedicalMuse]

I don’t think we need this AED after all

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Run! They're looking for us!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Run! They're looking for us!

We don’t have to look, you always come back

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We don’t have to look, you always come back

I mean, not wrong but still….don’t gotta go telling everyone!

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Ask if they know Panchi

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Panchi Sanchez?

 

[TongueLust]

Force-feed him Fruity Pebbles.

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Panchi Sanchez?

No, Panchi is a primate who was bullied by his mom and found comfort in this plushie orangutan.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Force-feed him Fruity Pebbles.

Puke said fruity pebbles all over your face and the inside of your car

I TOLD you I was full