If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Peter_Out]

Well now you have me curious and have to say it

Madam! I am a gentleman!

If I met MrPimms in a dark alley, I would trade the soda for a bar of Marseillaise soap

If I met valkyrie in a dark alley, I'd ask her if her singing voice sounds like Chrissy Hynde (maybe it's just the new profile pic).

 

[MrPimms]

I’d ask if he knows Peter In? Or is he an alter ego?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you spell Pimp.... wrong?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Correct. He is a pimp of laundered goods

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Correct. He is a pimp of laundered goods

Sing me a diddy to assuage the evildoers hiding in the shadows...

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Lurks in the shadows

 

[F3x0r]

Lurks in the shadows

Put them in their place,
No I would smile and keep walking.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sing me a diddy to assuage the evildoers hiding in the shadows...

*poke*
And
*runs*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Start directing traffic. Lots of new visitors to the Alley. Pass out maps. Explain how they can change within a minute. Give warning of pretty girls with quick hands.

 

[Graybear1826]

Hide my wallet somewhere that if she takes it, at least I get some reward...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hide my wallet somewhere that if she takes it, at least I get some reward...

Soo.... what else ya got?

*waves marshmellow shank around viciously *

 

[Graybear1826]

Depends on if you took my wallet...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Depends on if you took my wallet...

Is that what you're calling it?

 

[Graybear1826]

Rather despondent that my wallet was taken, but nothing else got touched.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Great. Next thing you know is that I'll see an albino bison.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Great. Next thing you know is that I'll see an albino bison.

I'd probably press him up against a wall, whisper sultry words in his ear...while picking his pocket.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I'd probably press him up against a wall, whisper sultry words in his ear...while picking his pocket.

Probably act like I’m blind and accidentally grab a boob.

 

[Graybear1826]

In as much as there is no law here, I forsee a @JustAnotherFlower sandwich.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

There are rules and I point to the sign. This isn’t some wonton swinging joint (stomps foot for good measure).

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'd probably press him up against a wall, whisper sultry words in his ear...while picking his pocket.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y...ZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/wHE6Dd6RCVHQfjK5dy/giphy.gif

 

[Sexy_Singer]

There are rules and I point to the sign. This isn’t some wonton swinging joint (stomps foot for good measure).

There, there...

 

[Graybear1826]

Tantrums are forbidden! Looks like we'll have some @Shymidwestgirl on our sammich!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Tantrums are forbidden! Looks like we'll have some @Shymidwestgirl on our sammich!

Sneaky his wallet while he's making a sandwhich, then run off giggling.

 

[Xerxes82]

Hide my wallet in my offical Literotica banana hammock.

Steal it if you like, I'll be getting somethi g out of it either way.

 

[GetNerdy]

Hide my wallet in my offical Literotica banana hammock.

Steal it if you like, I'll be getting somethi g out of it either way.

OK PEOPLE, banana hammock inspector coming through. You know the drill!
Sorry about the cold hands