If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[soulfly833]

Sir yes sir… any alley, any time

Good girl

 

[curves_and_carbs]

Good girl

even great, on occasion

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Grabs the broom and dust pan starts sweeping up all the candy. What in the world happened here - Willy Wonka show up?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Grabs the broom and dust pan starts sweeping up all the candy. What in the world happened here - Willy Wonka show up?

Ask her to tell the Lord that I had to throw all the oompa loompas in the dungeon.
Misbehaving does not even come close to describing their behaviour

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask her to tell the Lord that I had to throw all the oompa loompas in the dungeon.
Misbehaving does not even come close to describing their behaviour

They scare me - it’s a good place for them. Thank you taking care of them!

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'd say hello, from my seat in the shadows

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I'd say hello, from my seat in the shadows

Ask @EyesOnHers did you hear someone from the shadows?

 

[MrPimms]

Ask her to tell the Lord that I had to throw all the oompa loompas in the dungeon.
Misbehaving does not even come close to describing their behaviour

It is the singing, isn’t it? I tried to get them to sing about mucky stuff

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ooh. Trail of sweets on the ground.

You! Are. Welcome!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Did someone summon me?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Grabs the broom and dust pan starts sweeping up all the candy. What in the world happened here - Willy Wonka show up?

I was ambushed!!!

 

[EyesOnHers]

I was ambushed!!!

You and me both girl.
@Sexy_Singer leading them down the alley like the bloody pied piper, singing songs that will haunt me forever

 

[soulfly833]

even great, on occasion

Mmmm.....will have to verify

 

[EyesOnHers]

You and me both girl.
@Sexy_Singer leading them down the alley like the bloody pied piper, singing songs that will haunt me forever

Forgot to mention...
And @MrPimms teaching them the lyrics.
His laundry fetish doesn't mean he's got a clean mind

 

[curves_and_carbs]

Mmmm.....will have to verify

Hopefully I pick the right alley next time I’m out and about… would hate for some other man to… verify me first…

 

[MrPimms]

Forgot to mention...
And @MrPimms teaching them the lyrics.
His laundry fetish doesn't mean he's got a clean mind

I should be shocked at your appraisal.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I should be shocked at your appraisal.

Not with all the fucking crustiness you left on my laundry

 

[soulfly833]

Hopefully I pick the right alley next time I’m out and about… would hate for some other man to… verify me first…

They would encounter.....excruciating pain

 

[Sexy_Singer]

@EyesOnHers I'm a bit...thirsty. point me toward the speakeasy.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You and me both girl.
@Sexy_Singer leading them down the alley like the bloody pied piper, singing songs that will haunt me forever

We should stick together....

We also need to start looking for arasol assault....
*thinking*

pixie sticks and pop rocks!

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them in a dark alley, I would run them through a decontamination chamber.

 

[CuriousCat89]

If I met them in a dark alley, I would run them through a decontamination chamber.

I'd make some joke about riding them but that's not actually by vibes.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them in a dark alley, I'd ask for them to bare their very nice fangs in hopes of illuminating the alley.

 

[Apisto42]

If I met them in a dark alley, I'd ask for them to bare their very nice fangs in hopes of illuminating the alley.

How’d you know that the curious cat is a biter? Be careful, she can draw blood.

 

[_valkyrie_]

How’d you know that the curious cat is a biter? Be careful, she can draw blood.

I do not know nor was I expecting it. It is stated in the profile page that they have very nice teeth. I assumed blindingly white, hence adequate to light up an alley.