If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[PotNoodle79]

Offer them tea.

Its my "thing".

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Offer them tea.

Its my "thing".

I'm not sure what to offer a noodle, a pit of boiling water? though that will be hard to do in a dark alley..... but now I must wonder what nefarious activities a noodle would be doing in a dark alley....

 

[Graybear1826]

Fantasizing about Olive Oyl???

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Fantasizing about Olive Oyl???

Yell out "BEAR!!!!!" and run out of the alley also wondering why he is aroused.... must of been thinking about a bear Olive Oyl....

 

[Graybear1826]

Ive wanted to yell "BEAR" and see who comes running out of the alley and in what state of dress!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ive wanted to yell "BEAR" and see who comes running out of the alley and in what state of dress!

Well, hello

 

[Graybear1826]

Hold on, here's a bathrobe to cover you up...you'll catch a cold "dressed" like that!

 

[Dimented]

Offer some espresso! ️

 

[joclfc]

Hold on, here's a bathrobe to cover you up...you'll catch a cold "dressed" like that!

Do you need a hand or a drink?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Sneer and sip tea

 

[CuriousRick]

Warn him about the dangerous pick pockets that hang out in this alley!!

 

[Graybear1826]

I don't think the Barista comes out to the alley, does he?

 

[EyesOnHers]

I don't think the Barista comes out to the alley, does he?

Take the bathrobe while eyeing up his beautiful bearskin coat

 

[Graybear1826]

Whoa, hold on there! Ok, ill swap with you, but only if you'll try to pick my pocket.

 

[CuriousCat89]

Give them a taste of my smoothie.

 

[vaubwobdc]

Make the questionable decision to accept a drink from a stranger in an alleyway

 

[Graybear1826]

What's the worst that can happen?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ive wanted to yell "BEAR" and see who comes running out of the alley and in what state of dress!

camo... toting my rifle, needing a new rug for the queen to keep her feet warm on

 

[Graybear1826]

Ruh- roh!!!

 

[pinkparkhorse]

camo... toting my rifle, needing a new rug for the queen to keep her feet warm on

Don’t you dare shoot him. I also have my rifle and you won’t like the consequences

 

[Graybear1826]

Thank you!!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Hand them a brush for that fur.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Tell him to walk with me to the speakeasy, we gotta check on the sisterhood and Shy, there has been a lot of weird shit happening in the alley..
Did you know that pink horses and grey bears are a thing these days?
If they hook up will the offspring be tie-dyed?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

If we get a tie-dye vendor here, the whole place will smell like patchouli.

But we might find some good weed in the pockets we pick.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

If we get a tie-dye vendor here, the whole place will smell like patchouli.

But we might find some good weed in the pockets we pick.

Mmmmmm. Weed