If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[TongueLust]

I do not know nor was I expecting it. It is stated in the profile page that they have very nice teeth. I assumed blindingly white, hence adequate to light up an alley.

I'd ask her to help me load the bodies in the trunk of my car.

 

[Taegul]

I'd offer to sit on the trunk and force it closed when it's overloaded.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I'd offer to sit on the trunk and force it closed when it's overloaded.

Watch the victim visitor, unseen, from the window of the speakeasy.

 

[Taegul]

Watch the victim visitor, unseen, from the window of the speakeasy.

I'd impress her with my robot dance. All women dig the robot.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I'd impress her with my robot dance. All women dig the robot.

Club him with the cotton candy thumper.
The robot dance was too impressive... he is now Monday night's entertainment at the speakeasy

 

[Taegul]

Club him with the cotton candy thumper.
The robot dance was too impressive... he is now Monday night's entertainment at the speakeasy

I think I'll keep misbehaving so I can get clubbed with the cotton candy thumper a few more times. New kink unlocked.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

They scare me - it’s a good place for them. Thank you taking care of them!

Someone scared you?
Just nod and point .. We can't have that!
I will burn the whole place down!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Someone scared you?
Just nod and point .. We can't have that!
I will burn the whole place down!

Stands behind Him and pointing to the burnt orange creatures - them there they are so creepy. They already looked as they walked through fire .

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Stands behind Him and pointing to the burnt orange creatures - them there they are so creepy. They already looked as they walked through fire .

I got you boo... They will burn easier once I grab my axe and reduce them to kindling

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I got you boo... They will burn easier once I grab my axe and reduce them to kindling

I’m glad I’m on your team and don’t want to get on your wrong side! Thank you for keeping the Alley a fun place to hang out.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Let @Shymidwestgirl know the rest of the wrong'uns have been rounded up and thrown in the pit. It's all safe now

Ask @LordofDargaardkeep to sack whoever proofread his posters. Advertising a 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' party but excluding the word 'Wonka' led to all kinds of chaos!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let @Shymidwestgirl know the rest of the wrong'uns have been rounded up and thrown in the pit. It's all safe now

Ask @LordofDargaardkeep to sack whoever proofread his posters. Advertising a 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' party but excluding the word 'Wonka' led to all kinds of chaos!

 

[EyesOnHers]

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*eyes him suspiciously*

There you are monkey... you wouldn't know anything about the poster chaos would you?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*looks around cautiously*

Did I miss anything last week?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

*looks around cautiously*

Did I miss anything last week?

Welcome back and we’ve missed you here!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*eyes him suspiciously*

There you are monkey... you wouldn't know anything about the poster chaos would you?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Let @Shymidwestgirl know the rest of the wrong'uns have been rounded up and thrown in the pit. It's all safe now

Ask @LordofDargaardkeep to sack whoever proofread his posters. Advertising a 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' party but excluding the word 'Wonka' led to all kinds of chaos!

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Thank you for your quick response on this matter...
@Shymidwestgirl has been sitting there reading in the secret bookstore and I am having a hard time motivating myself to do anything except sit here and admire her...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Why does it smell like BBQ in the alley??

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Why does it smell like BBQ in the alley??

Ask @LordofDargaardkeep his order of protection plan is a bit different than what some may do.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Not saying I don't believe you but I really want to use this gif because it's from one of my favourite movies!!!

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Haven't seen @pinkparkhorse in a little while...just sayin.

What kind of being eaten are we talking about here? Cuz I certainly wouldn’t mind a certain type.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Want some popcorn ? There’s a place around the corner that’s always making it fresh. They must pipe the scent through the Alley.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Yes... "popcorn" is exactly what I want..

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Yes... "popcorn" is exactly what I want..

(Looks to see who’s watching)

What exactly do you want (I’ll whisper it in his ear) I don’t want everyone to think that’s a general question for the audience here.

 

[Graybear1826]

I hear someone whispering...