If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[EyesOnHers]

Save me a seat near the fireplace. I am on my way. If I am late it’s because of DST and some time keeping devices were not updated.

Awww you two

@Shymidwestgirl I've tied the pom poms to your coat so you can show the Lord your amazing new moves

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Awww you two

@Shymidwestgirl I've tied the pom poms to your coat so you can show the Lord your amazing new moves

she makes me want to binge watch 80s rom coms

 

[lilmissdarling]

Challenge to a dance battle? Idk...

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Challenge to a dance battle? Idk...

Where the hell you been?
I thought I had you on retainer for legal matters around here? Have you seen the shit going on in here? This place is an HR nightmare and I have the resident HR lady busy with other things

 

[lilmissdarling]

Where the hell you been?
I thought I had you on retainer for legal matters around here? Have you seen the shit going on in here? This place is an HR nightmare and I have the resident HR lady busy with other things

Shhhh, I havent had my margaritas yet. Also.. I'll bill you for this communication. Thanks.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

@EyesOnHers we found you another recruit for the sisterhood... she has been here 3 minutes and already into my wallet

 

[MrPimms]

I’m stuck in the alley thanks to someone tying my idiot mittens to the pole.

 

[BarbieDoll1982]

I’d untie his mittens

 

[lilmissdarling]

@EyesOnHers we found you another recruit for the sisterhood... she has been here 3 minutes and already into my wallet

That sounds like a you problem.

I’m stuck in the alley thanks to someone tying my idiot mittens to the pole.

I'd help out. But I think I'll just point and laugh.

 

[MrPimms]

That sounds like a you problem.

I'd help out. But I think I'll just point and laugh.

I would if I saw someone twisting and turning the way that I have been for the last hour. And. No, stop throwing twenties at me. I am not a stripper!

 

[lilmissdarling]

I would if I saw someone twisting and turning the way that I have been for the last hour. And. No, stop throwing twenties at me. I am not a stripper!

First of all, No.
Second - Im gonna speak for some girls and say We do what we want. Clearly.

 

[MrPimms]

First of all, No.
Second - Im gonna speak for some girls and say We do what we want. Clearly.

As the song says: Girls just wanna have fun.

Now I’ve started a one man dance party in my head

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would if I saw someone twisting and turning the way that I have been for the last hour. And. No, stop throwing twenties at me. I am not a stripper!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Where is @EyesOnHers ? I need to discuss my compensation package!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Where is @EyesOnHers ? I need to discuss my compensation package!

Coconuts and money???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Coconuts and money???

The coconuts were mine to START with!!!!

 

[EyesOnHers]

The coconuts were mine to START with!!!!

*shakes head sadly*

Oh, monkey... you just can't accept your new situation in life can you?
Forget the before, it will be easier if you do.

 

[snexxer]

The coconuts were mine to START with!!!!

I wonder if she means Coconuts or ( . )v( . ) "Coconuts".

 

[MrPimms]

*shakes head sadly*

Oh, monkey... you just can't accept your new situation in life can you?
Forget the before, it will be easier if you do.

What was ‘the before’ is that like Battleships?

Eff … seven? Hit or miss?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

*shakes head sadly*

Oh, monkey... you just can't accept your new situation in life can you?
Forget the before, it will be easier if you do.

Doesn't @dawn_of_night have a flubber stick or some other device to help eliminate all this "male thinking" going on around here?

 

[CuriousCat89]

Throw a paperback copy of LOTR at them and run away

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Throw a paperback copy of LOTR at them and run away

You Shall Not Pass!!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm still just here for the popcorn.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y...F9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/zfuOq2rFBE7Kg/giphy.gif

 

[lilmissdarling]

You Shall Not Pass!!!

How many times will we share the same dark alley? Seems a little suspicious.

I'm still just here for the popcorn.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y...F9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/zfuOq2rFBE7Kg/giphy.gif

And I'd take his popcorn. Unless thats code for something

 

[Sexy_Singer]

How many times will we share the same dark alley? Seems a little suspicious.

And I'd take his popcorn. Unless thats code for something

Um...sure...Yeah...I'll share.