If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ScarletDaisy]

pfft

Look at him playing with fire....

Alas poor @PotNoodle79 I knew him, Horatio....

 

[EyesOnHers]

pfft

Remove all the tea from his house knowing he's got no money to buy any more.

Leave some coffee just for effect

 

[PotNoodle79]

Such idle threats

I'm off for a cuppa.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Such idle threats

I'm off for a cuppa.

Cuppa what? Coffee? (she taunts)

 

[PotNoodle79]

Just here. Sipping my Yorkshire Gold.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I’m here - what do you need?

Oh hell .. did someone call in my HR girl and not think she was bringing her muscle along? Who we attacking?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Cuppa what? Coffee? (she taunts)

I don't know about coffee but I got a can of whoop ass in my pocket

 

[PotNoodle79]

Oh hell .. did someone call in my HR girl and not think she was bringing her muscle along? Who we attacking?

Me.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Me.

I think you might be a little to "into it"

 

[PotNoodle79]

Says the man who carries a can of whoop ass

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Says the man who carries a can of whoop ass

PotNoodle or PotStirrer?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Pure Noodle.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Pure Noodle.

That's what they all say...

 

[PotNoodle79]

That's what they all say...

And I'm the only one who's right.

Who knew?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't know about coffee but I got a can of whoop ass in my pocket

Is that..... what that is?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

And I'm the only one who's right.

Who knew?

Open my coat very slowly and reveal some shiny...

Ramen seasoning packets!

I can give you the best prices for these!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Open my coat very slowly and reveal some shiny...

Ramen seasoning packets!

I can give you the best prices for these!

Finally. Someone in here with some sense.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Finally. Someone in here with some sense.

That is what I'm known for, being super sensible. I also have chopsticks.

 

[PotNoodle79]

That is what I'm known for, being super sensible. I also have chopsticks.

I'm old school. Unsophisticated. A fork will do me nicely...

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

That is what I'm known for, being being busy with the laundry. I also have chopsticks.

fixed it for you..

 

[Chloe_Harper]

fixed it for you..

This is why no one invites into their dark alleys!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'm old school. Unsophisticated. A fork will do me nicely...

A fork to wrap the noodle around... ... now thats some kinky shit!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

This is why no one invites into their dark alleys!

apparently you didnt get the memo
My Keep is what keeps the alley in shadows and hides the entrance to the secret bookstore.. and the speakeasy, the secret seret adult bookstore and houses the dragon

 

[Chloe_Harper]

apparently you didnt get the memo
My Keep is what keeps the alley in shadows and hides the entrance to the secret bookstore.. and the speakeasy, the secret seret adult bookstore and houses the dragon

I'm going to take over your keep...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I'm old school. Unsophisticated. A fork will do me nicely...

This is the most shocking thing I've seen in here in a while. *faints*