If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ForestFlame]

Hand her clothes pins, gauze pads and medicated ointment.


(Inside joke)

Bite him ferociously and skip off giggling

 

[hotoldrguy]

Bite him ferociously and skip off giggling

RUN AWAY!!

 

[ayame34G]

RUN AWAY!!

Escort him back to the nursing home.



Sorry just couldn't resist.

 

[Quest32]

Escort him back to the nursing home.



Sorry just couldn't resist.

Take her around the corner to a coffee shop for a cup and some banter

 

[ayame34G]

Take her around the corner to a coffee shop for a cup and some banter

Go with him.

 

[Quest32]

Go with him.

Ask her what she likes in her coffee?

 

[ForestFlame]

Ask her what she likes in her coffee?

tell him he is late for his bite appointment and bite him twice as punishment lol

 

[Quest32]

tell him he is late for his bite appointment and bite him twice as punishment lol

Let her bite me willingly...no sense in fighting the inevitable

 

[ForestFlame]

Let her bite me willingly...no sense in fighting the inevitable

no there isn't lol xx

one big bite and a few nibbles

 

[13Fantasies]

no there isn't lol xx

one big bite and a few nibbles

Whatever I wanted.

 

[Ginmill72]

no there isn't lol xx

one big bite and a few nibbles

Slap her on the ass and take her to the corner pub.

 

[ForestFlame]

Slap her on the ass and take her to the corner pub.

well you romantic sod you LOL, how could I resist :eyeroll:

Follow him to the pub so I can check out his buns

 

[papadoc19]

Re-enact that scene from Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

 

[ForestFlame]

Re-enact that scene from Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

that would be cool....I'd be up for that!

 

[Taegul]

that would be cool....I'd be up for that!

I'd open the nearest fire hydrant and let it spray everywhere so we could have an impromptu wet t-shirt contest and sexy dance party. Laser lights and disco balls would appear out of nowhere and a DJ would spin records while a drummer used trash can lids for drums. Screw it, ALL of Lit is invited to our alleyway dance party!

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd open the nearest fire hydrant and let it spray everywhere so we could have an impromptu wet t-shirt contest and sexy dance party. Laser lights and disco balls would appear out of nowhere and a DJ would spin records while a drummer used trash can lids for drums. Screw it, ALL of Lit is invited to our alleyway dance party!

I'll bring the blackmarket alcohol and some nibbles!!! lol

 

[Ginmill72]

I'll bring the blackmarket alcohol and some nibbles!!! lol

Join in on the festivities of the dance party, no need to worry about booze I brought my own.

 

[ForestFlame]

Join in on the festivities of the dance party, no need to worry about booze I brought my own.

while it's dark and people are drunk I sneak attack a few and make some holes in some necks lol

 

[ImSinister]

while it's dark and people are drunk I sneak attack a few and make some holes in some necks lol

Run. Once bitten twice shy.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Run. Once bitten twice shy.

Use my keychain flashlight so neither of us trips over a bum.

 

[ImSinister]

Use my keychain flashlight so neither of us trips over a bum.

Bum? Are you thinking what I am? Threesome!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Bum? Are you thinking what I am? Threesome!

I'm thinking hobo with a shotgun, lol.

 

[LoverOfTheGame]

Watch her battle the shotgun wielding hobo

 

[ForestFlame]

Watch her battle the shotgun wielding hobo

Bite the hell out of everyone.....it's my nature!

 

[cliteatingman]

Bite the hell out of everyone.....it's my nature!

Offer her some garlic