If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[13Fantasies]

Haha!

Show him how to wield a sword so he can get bigger balls. A wooden sword, of course. Can't have you hurting yourself.

I do like playing with my wood...whoops...I meant my toys...fuck!

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Stare him down. I think I can take him . But, then what

 

[13Fantasies]

Stare him down. I think I can take him . But, then what

You probably could, you lucky devil.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Haha! *Want* to be, WANT!

Let's go for a drink and swap Lit secrets

Seriously LOL!

I would buy the drinks just to hear your stories!

 

[Handsonyou]

Seriously LOL!

I would buy the drinks just to hear your stories!

Escort her out of there.

 

[ForestFlame]

Escort her out of there.

Bite him before he deafened me

 

[Azuldrgon]

Bite him before he deafened me

enjoy her bites.

 

[ForestFlame]

enjoy her bites.

dance in his fire!

 

[Ginmill72]

dance in his fire!

Walk up behind her and whisper in her ear, "I'm always ready to eat"

 

[Violetvixen1]

Walk up behind her and whisper in her ear, "I'm always ready to eat"

Follow him into the next bar and pounce on him when he picked up his glass.

 

[ForestFlame]

Walk up behind her and whisper in her ear, "I'm always ready to eat"

Turn and bite him while he can't see!

 

[Ginmill72]

Follow him into the next bar and pounce on him when he picked up his glass.

Damn, can't a guy enjoy a drink...tussle around with her, eventually winding up in some complex hold from her, and offer to buy her a drink.

Turn and bite him while he can't see!

Bite her back...and squeeze her bum.

 

[ForestFlame]

Damn, can't a guy enjoy a drink...tussle around with her, eventually winding up in some complex hold from her, and offer to buy her a drink.



Bite her back...and squeeze her bum.

throw ice cubes at him and run off giggling

 

[13Fantasies]

throw ice cubes at him and run off giggling

Pants her!

 

[Handsonyou]

throw ice cubes at him and run off giggling

Grab her thong as she is running off and give her a super wedgie.

Take that vampire chick.

 

[ForestFlame]

Pants her!

Grab her thong as she is running off and give her a super wedgie.

Take that vampire chick.

Getting picked on here, but jokes on you....I'm not wearing panties! hahaha


Double bite to the neck for each and vampire run out of there cackling like a witch

 

[Ginmill72]

Getting picked on here, but jokes on you....I'm not wearing panties! hahaha


Double bite to the neck for each and vampire run out of there cackling like a witch

Use a cross to bend her to my will.

 

[ForestFlame]

Use a cross to bend her to my will.

hahaha cheat!!! lol

dammit!!!!

 

[Ginmill72]

hahaha cheat!!! lol

dammit!!!!

Hahaha, gotta use any and all advantages I may have

 

[Quest32]

Hahaha, gotta use any and all advantages I may have

I'd force him to hand over the flask of gin he keeps in his jacket

 

[ForestFlame]

Hahaha, gotta use any and all advantages I may have

I'd force him to hand over the flask of gin he keeps in his jacket

there better be a drink in this for me?

 

[FLGirl70]

there better be a drink in this for me?

I'd offer her a few drinks, us women have to stick together

 

[Bandanto]

I'd offer her a few drinks, us women have to stick together

Pull out my cell phone.

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd offer her a few drinks, us women have to stick together

too right, thanks chick.

Pull out my cell phone.

what ya gonna do call your babysitter?


Bite him and run off with FLGirl70 giggling

 

[Bandanto]

too right, thanks chick.



what ya gonna do call your babysitter?


Bite him and run off with FLGirl70 giggling

Call? Nah, I'd text her.

Snap a photo riiiight before being bitten.