If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ForestFlame]

Offer her some garlic

That's just mean! lol

Bite him with blunt fangs cos it'll hurt more!

 

[texas cop]

That's just mean! lol

Bite him with blunt fangs cos it'll hurt more!

Let her have her way with me

 

[ForestFlame]

Let her have her way with me

have my way with him then bite him LOL

 

[hairball18]

have my way with him then bite him LOL

Oh no, I am dead.

 

[ForestFlame]

Oh no, I am dead.

welcome to my world little one lol

 

[hairball18]

welcome to my world little one lol

Will I still have enough blood for an erection?

 

[Porkwarrior]

welcome to my world little one lol

Start by buying her a fun & tonic and see where we'd end up by dawn,

 

[ForestFlame]

Will I still have enough blood for an erection?

just a little one, but we can work around that lol.

Start by buying her a fun & tonic and see where we'd end up by dawn,

will have to leave by sun up LOL

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Buy her lots of gooey taffee and hope.

 

[ForestFlame]

Buy her lots of gooey taffee and hope.

hahahaha, run cos that pitchfork frightens me! lol xx

 

[Spenser41]

hahahaha, run cos that pitchfork frightens me! lol xx

Yell out... FORREST, and give her a hug and a kiss

 

[ForestFlame]

Yell out... FORREST, and give her a hug and a kiss

Don't let anyone see the hug I'm supposed to be hard as nails!!


Give him a Hello Bite xxx

 

[Spenser41]

hahahaha, run cos that pitchfork frightens me! lol xx

Yell out... FORREST, and give her a hug and a kiss

 

[ForestFlame]

Yell out... FORREST, and give her a hug and a kiss

hug him x

 

[Handsonyou]

hug him x

Not say a word because of her sensitive hearing, apparently I am "deep and booming". Must be the vampire ears she has.

 

[ForestFlame]

Not say a word because of her sensitive hearing, apparently I am "deep and booming". Must be the vampire ears she has.

Bite him xx

 

[mickyp123]

Bite him xx

Insinerateher

 

[Tallulah82]

Insinerateher

Strap my leathers on him and ride him into battle! There must be a battle out there, somewhere. I so want to ride a dragon

 

[Asian_Flower]

Strap my leathers on him and ride him into battle! There must be a battle out there, somewhere. I so want to ride a dragon

She's the only girl I know who would be in a dark alley!!

 

[Tallulah82]

She's the only girl I know who would be in a dark alley!!

Haha! *Want* to be, WANT!

Let's go for a drink and swap Lit secrets

 

[13Fantasies]

Haha! *Want* to be, WANT!

Let's go for a drink and swap Lit secrets

Stand behind her. Defend me, Xena!

 

[mickyp123]

She's the only girl I know who would be in a dark alley!!

Funny, made me chuckle.

Give her a wedgie

 

[Tallulah82]

Stand behind her. Defend me, Xena!

Pussy.

Funny, made me chuckle.

Give her a wedgie

Ooooh, you skipperer, you!

Spank him for wedgie-ing my drinking buddy

 

[13Fantasies]

Pussy.



Ooooh, you skipperer, you!

Spank him for wedgie-ing my drinking buddy

You are what you eat...um...something like that

 

[Tallulah82]

You are what you eat...um...something like that

Haha!

Show him how to wield a sword so he can get bigger balls. A wooden sword, of course. Can't have you hurting yourself.