If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[HornyJunkMail]

LOL! Get the fuck back here, now. Don't be looking at me like a crazy fool! I just lost Wilson, dammit! )

What can I do for you?

 

[ForestFlame]

What can I do for you?

hide in the shadows and observe

 

[cliteatingman]

hide in the shadows and observe

Defang her and then bang her!

 

[ForestFlame]

Defang her and then bang her!

be so turned on by his romantic nature that my knickers fall off there and then.....NOT!

Bite him and run off giggling!

 

[Taegul]

be so turned on by his romantic nature that my knickers fall off there and then.....NOT!

Bite him and run off giggling!

Wet t-shirt contest using holy water! Sound fun?

 

[julybaby04]

Say hi

 

[ForestFlame]

Wet t-shirt contest using holy water! Sound fun?

haha evil! LOL

 

[Taegul]

Say hi

I'd say hello back to her and escort her out of the alley like a gentleman....so hard to keep a straight face when I lie....

haha evil! LOL

I know you like me 'bad'

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd say hello back to her and escort her out of the alley like a gentleman....so hard to keep a straight face when I lie....



I know you like me 'bad'

there's bad...then there's you LOL

give him a wedgie, bite his neck and run

 

[Taegul]

there's bad...then there's you LOL

give him a wedgie, bite his neck and run

I'd run after her...awkwardly of course since she just gave me a wedgie...and then I would....LOOK OUT!!! It's Wesley Snipes!!! *Pow* *Slap* *Crunch*

I just kicked Blade's ass and saved the vampire princess....

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd run after her...awkwardly of course since she just gave me a wedgie...and then I would....LOOK OUT!!! It's Wesley Snipes!!! *Pow* *Slap* *Crunch*

I just kicked Blade's ass and saved the vampire princess....

ahahahaha

Well ain't you a big hunk of awesomeness wrapped in sexy? lol

snog his face for saving me, bite him, give, give him a front wedgie and run

 

[Taegul]

ahahahaha

Well ain't you a big hunk of awesomeness wrapped in sexy? lol

snog his face for saving me, bite him, give, give him a front wedgie and run

Now I'm running even more awkwardly and....LOOK OUT! It's Father McFeely and the Backstreet Altar Boys....*Pow* *Smack* *Kerplow*

Alright, kicked their asses also! Stop fucking biting me and show a little appreciation! Sheesh!

 

[ForestFlame]

Now I'm running even more awkwardly and....LOOK OUT! It's Father McFeely and the Backstreet Altar Boys....*Pow* *Smack* *Kerplow*

Alright, kicked their asses also! Stop fucking biting me and show a little appreciation! Sheesh!

hahahahaha

tuts cos he always moans about biting, drags him into the dark and gropes him as a thank you!

 

[Taegul]

hahahahaha

tuts cos he always moans about biting, drags him into the dark and gropes him as a thank you!

Not sure what 'tuts' is...but as long as I'm getting groped...who the hell cares?!?!

 

[ForestFlame]

Not sure what 'tuts' is...but as long as I'm getting groped...who the hell cares?!?!

haahaha

tuts as in tut tut or tsk tsk LOL

Not gonna bite him cos he 'whinges about it' so will just pat his butt and run off

 

[RickTango]

haahaha

tuts as in tut tut or tsk tsk LOL

Not gonna bite him cos he 'whinges about it' so will just pat his butt and run off

Pin her against the brick wall and have my way with her

 

[ForestFlame]

Pin her against the brick wall and have my way with her

hahaha no hello, no chit chat?

 

[RickTango]

hahaha no hello, no chit chat?

Nope..it would be rather primal

 

[ForestFlame]

Nope..it would be rather primal

just checking LOL

 

[Ginmill72]

just checking LOL

Place an arm around her hip, whisper in her ear, and walk with her to nearest commanders office with a big desk.

 

[ForestFlame]

Place an arm around her hip, whisper in her ear, and walk with her to nearest commanders office with a big desk.

sshhhhh being in the military had to have it's perks! LOL

Give him a lecture on revealing Top Secret Info, bite him, then smack his ass lo

 

[Ginmill72]

sshhhhh being in the military had to have it's perks! LOL

Give him a lecture on revealing Top Secret Info, bite him, then smack his ass lo

Give her a lecture on counter intel, then depants her...I mean debrief, totally meant debrief.

 

[ForestFlame]

Give her a lecture on counter intel, then depants her...I mean debrief, totally meant debrief.

hahaha

tap out morse code on his helmet....cos it's all secret

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

hahaha

tap out morse code on his helmet....cos it's all secret

bite her sexyass

 

[ForestFlame]

bite her sexyass

bite his too.....after all it's only fair!