EmpressJosephine
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Iceprincess12
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Sting would glow blue and I would use my Elvish cloak to turn into a dumpster.
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Iceprincess12
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Remind him I'm a Unicorn in disguise.
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Iceprincess12
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Tell him I have a new dry erase calendar. All 187 daily pills taken!
afriquemystique
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Whistle nonchalantly. Before pinning her up against the wall.
And whispering a surreal joke...
MagicaPractica
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Offer her a hot coffee to take the chill off.
ForestFlame
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introduce her to Meop79 they may be related
afriquemystique
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introduce her to Meop79 they may be related
Set myself on fire.
Remove one step from the process, basically.
ForestFlame
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toast some marshmallows
Taegul
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toast some marshmallows
I would walk up to her and.....Oh shit, it's the frog brothers!!! Run Forest, run!
*Pow* *kick* *slap* kicked their asses.
*Boom* *kerpow* *HI-YA karate chop* Kicked Corey Feldman's ass again for trying to be a singer...
Now where were we?
ForestFlame
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HAHAHAHAHA
Eat popcorn while watching the show!
Did I not tell you that I was way past saving? LOL
Taegul
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If you're past saving, then I'm going down on you.
Oh crap! I meant 'going down with you!
ForestFlame
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guess I'll just put these panties back on then!If you're past saving, then I'm going down on you.
Oh crap! I meant 'going down with you!
Gives him a wedgie and runs
Taegul
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guess I'll just put these panties back on then!
Gives him a wedgie and runs
Walk very awkwardly and gingerly after that totally unnecessary wedgie and I'd.....LOOK OUT! IT'S THAT OVERLY EFFEMINATE WEREWOLF FROM THE TWILIGHT MOVIES AND HE'S.....Oh nevermind, he's more interested in talking to that guy on the corner....you're safe again, Forest.
ForestFlame
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get out my purse and pay him for the last heroic act, cos he won't do anything for free!
Taegul
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An evil grin forms on my face as I realize my master plan has worked perfectly. As she holds her purse exposed to me, I quickly snatch it and start running away. Suddenly, I fall to the ground paralyzed with a 'Beavis and Butthead-like laughter'.
Did I really just say 'snatch'?
ForestFlame
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my fake purse ploy (try saying that fast) has worked. Helpless on the floor, I pin him down and drain his carotid, slurping like I'm drinking a slush puppy
DarkSimian
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barefootgirl69
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Trip him so he falls for me
DarkSimian
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tickle her feet until she squirts
ForestFlame
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ask him to sing againtickle her feet until she squirts
Handsonyou
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ask him to sing again
Hand her a couple clothes pins so she didn't trip in the dark.
