Handsonyou
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Guide her so that she avoids stepping on others or tripping up.
Guide her so that she avoids stepping on others or tripping up.
ForestFlame
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ask if he had an aspirin after having her foot stepped on!
Taegul
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ask if he had an aspirin after having her foot stepped on!
I'd walk up to her and....LOOK OUT! Paul Bettany is reprising his role as Priest and coming for you!
*Bam* *Slap* *Judo chop!*
Don't worry, FF. I kicked the crap out of that unwanted sequel!
BlackCashmere
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curvyangel1969
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We would bond over our love of fashion
Lead her out of the alley. Then go shopping and out for some yummy food and drink.
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curvyangel1969
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Take a break from flying to work on some horizontal exercises.
Fierywhore
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Sigh and relax
ForestFlame
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check she was okay
ForestFlame
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Quest32
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Whip out my...garlic and holy water. Now let's see what Flame will do.
ForestFlame
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use his testicles like a speed ball punching bag for being horrible to me lol.
Quest32
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use his testicles like a speed ball punching bag for being horrible to me lol.
Pour holy water and rub garlic on my balls so She stops punching them.
ForestFlame
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tell him off for being a spoil sport!Pour holy water and rub garlic on my balls so She stops punching them.
Quest32
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tell him off for being a spoil sport!
Take her to the pub and buy her a drink to make peace
ForestFlame
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Tell him he can't buy forgiveness, bite him, give him a really high wedgie and run off gigglingTake her to the pub and buy her a drink to make peace
Taegul
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Honestly, if it was the AV in the dark alleyway I'd probably shit a brick and run. Of course, running with a 'brick' might be awkward and comical...
L8tnIt
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I have stories about me being in the dark & bricks... it did not end well for the other guys.
As for if I saw this dude by his AV, I would let him knkw that the pub across the sgreet is serving half-priced wings
ForestFlame
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assume he was stoned (hahah get it? lol....okay it was lame!)
Asian_Flower
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Well if you cant beat them join them...would probably be something naughty she was up to!
neakman
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Well if you cant beat them join them...would probably be something naughty she was up to!
be glad she was not able to avoid me anymore.......
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Iceprincess12
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I'd wait for him to show his secret super power, tell my pete/repeat joke, then activate my Eye of Agamotto and time how long it takes for the mental break.
