If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[lowphat]

Steal his rooster while his hands were full

Cook the rooster for dinner

 

[curvyangel1969]

Cook the rooster for dinner

Bring some sides and a blanket. Even though it took me weeks to kidnap that rooster. Weirdest"date" ever! Floor in a dark alley *adds candles*

 

[hotoldrguy]

Bring some sides and a blanket. Even though it took me weeks to kidnap that rooster. Weirdest"date" ever! Floor in a dark alley *adds candles*

ask her to wrap her wings around me and hold me close

 

[ThirdShift]

ask her to wrap her wings around me and hold me close

Put his hand down. What are you the alleyway monitor?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Put his hand down. What are you the alleyway monitor?

Tell him to go home, third shift doesn't come on until later.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Tell him to go home, third shift doesn't come on until later.

Rub some lotion on that Achilles

 

[ThirdShift]

Tell her... well, I can't tell her anything. She isn't receiving messages.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Tell her... well, I can't tell her anything. She isn't receiving messages.

Oh, no! I thought I turned on my buddy list.... *runs to fix the problem! *

 

[Fierywhore]

Ask him the time

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Ask him the time

Compliment the Jimmy Choo's

 

[Taegul]

Something very mature, like a belching contest.

 

[ForestFlame]

Something very mature, like a belching contest.

have a wedgie off competition

 

[lowphat]

have a wedgie off competition

Snap her bra

 

[ForestFlame]

Snap her bra

ouch! rolled towel flick to the asscheek!

 

[lowphat]

ouch! rolled towel flick to the asscheek!

Hey, leave my delicate ass cheek alone!

*snaps her in the thigh*

 

[ForestFlame]

Hey, leave my delicate ass cheek alone!

*snaps her in the thigh*

jumps on his back like a wild cat and starts plucking his chest hair!

 

[lowphat]

jumps on his back like a wild cat and starts plucking his chest hair!

Mm, now we're getting somewhere

 

[ForestFlame]

Mm, now we're getting somewhere

omg that was supposed to be a punishment!...you are a special kind of weird! I like that! LOL

 

[Fierywhore]

omg that was supposed to be a punishment!...you are a special kind of weird! I like that! LOL

Ask her to be my Pimpette

 

[ForestFlame]

Ask her to be my Pimpette

firstly ....what's it involve and
Secondly does it pay well and have dental?

LOL

 

[Azuldrgon]

firstly ....what's it involve and
Secondly does it pay well and have dental?

LOL

light her cigar....

 

[ForestFlame]

light her cigar....

tell him to get back on the street corner and turn more tricks, these dollars aren't going to spend themselves!

 

[lowphat]

tell him to get back on the street corner and turn more tricks, these dollars aren't going to spend themselves!

Give her back her clothes

 

[ForestFlame]

Give her back her clothes

when did you get my clothes?

Run into the shadows and dress quickly, then commit a run by wedgie on him

 

[lowphat]

when did you get my clothes?

Run into the shadows and dress quickly, then commit a run by wedgie on him

If I wore underwear that might work, but FAIL!

Grabs her by the bra again, for round two