If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ForestFlame]

If I wore underwear that might work, but FAIL!

Grabs her by the bra again, for round two

dammit! LOL

Triple backflip, high kick, kung fu wax strip on the inner thigh...then....riiiiiippppppppppp!

 

[Taegul]

dammit! LOL

Triple backflip, high kick, kung fu wax strip on the inner thigh...then....riiiiiippppppppppp!

Just to be different, I'd give her a wedgie from the front. A cameltoe wedgie, if you will.

...Running off giggling like a mad man.

 

[ForestFlame]

Just to be different, I'd give her a wedgie from the front. A cameltoe wedgie, if you will.

...Running off giggling like a mad man.

cameltoe wedgies are so 1980's Taegul...did you never see any celebrity work out videos?

chases after him and rugby tackles him, gives him a Cosmic Wedgie...your voice goes so high no can hear you scream!

 

[Taegul]

I'd reverse her to the ground and give her a Marty McFly wedgie, so hard it sends her back to the 1980's where she can feel comfortable again with her cameltoe wedgies. Wear it proud!

cameltoe wedgies are so 1980's Taegul...did you never see any celebrity work out videos?

chases after him and rugby tackles him, gives him a Cosmic Wedgie...your voice goes so high no can hear you scream!

 

[ForestFlame]

return with the Mankini wedgie....undies pulled up so high you can put your arms through the leg holes.

https://timothyrhaslett.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/mankini.jpg

 

[Taegul]

return with the Mankini wedgie....undies pulled up so high you can put your arms through the leg holes.

https://timothyrhaslett.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/mankini.jpg

I would hold her down and tickle her relentlessly until she told me how she got that picture of me. Such a fun Spring Break weekend...

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

return with the Mankini wedgie....undies pulled up so high you can put your arms through the leg holes.

https://timothyrhaslett.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/mankini.jpg

Give her the mankini and make her try it on.

 

[ForestFlame]

I would hold her down and tickle her relentlessly until she told me how she got that picture of me. Such a fun Spring Break weekend...

duh! Stalker!

Give her the mankini and make her try it on.

Don't think the planet is ready for such horror!

 

[L8tnIt]

Just watch over her... and ensure that the other things that go bump in the dark stay away from her.

This is really just an excuse to get into fisticuffs. Those people wouldnot be potential assailants, as much as they would become unwitting volunteers to help me with my aggressive tendencies

 

[ForestFlame]

Just watch over her... and ensure that the other things that go bump in the dark stay away from her.

This is really just an excuse to get into fisticuffs. Those people wouldnot be potential assailants, as much as they would become unwitting volunteers to help me with my aggressive tendencies

give him a hug and kiss for protecting me

 

[slutindianwife]

give him a hug and kiss for protecting me

Def wld not give my neck 2 bite

 

[Azuldrgon]

Def wld not give my neck 2 bite

I'd bite your neck.

 

[CCorteeze]

Call for a knight!

 

[iris3456]

Smile

 

[papadoc19]

Ask her to teach me how to levitate

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ask her to teach me how to levitate

Hug him to keep me safe.

 

[GallantWriter]

Hug him to keep me safe.

Watch out for her.

 

[ForestFlame]

Watch out for her.

hug hello again x

 

[barefootgirl69]

hug hello again x

Find out who is buying our drinks tonight

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Find out who is buying our drinks tonight

Brush away the glass and stuff to make sure she doesn't hurt herself!

 

[ForestFlame]

Brush away the glass and stuff to make sure she doesn't hurt herself!

watch from the shadows all malevolent and stuff, just because it looks cool when they do it in films

 

[lakesailer_mi]

watch from the shadows all malevolent and stuff, just because it looks cool when they do it in films

I might now be just a little scared if I saw her...

 

[ForestFlame]

I might now be just a little scared if I saw her...

grin in an evil...I won sort of way...run up...give him a wedgie and run off giggling

 

[lakesailer_mi]

grin in an evil...I won sort of way...run up...give him a wedgie and run off giggling

See! I knew I should be scared!!!! Damn...now I'm picking boxer out of my butt...

 

[HypnosDenied]

See! I knew I should be scared!!!! Damn...now I'm picking boxer out of my butt...

I'd check to see if he's in a boat. If so, this is a strange alley...