If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

The answer is almost everyone, pending on the context of the messages. Learned not to just whore it up. Hooray for brutal honesty!!!

Indeed. It's not complex.

 

[ForestFlame]

And you my dear, well, it would result in alarms ringing and the fire engines coming to put out a flame.

but I wanna stay alight!

 

[sinfulpleasure67]

but I wanna stay alight!

Don't worry I'll be happy to fan your flame..

 

[lowphat]

Make him close his trench coat

 

[ForestFlame]

Make him close his trench coat

ask him for a piggy back

a cunning ploy to bite his neck where he won't see it coming

 

[lowphat]

ask him for a piggy back

a cunning ploy to bite his neck where he won't see it coming

*carries her into a dark corner and ravishes her*

Hehehe

 

[ForestFlame]

*carries her into a dark corner and ravishes her*

Hehehe

hey that's cheating! and what on earth is that big ....oh hello!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Open my trench coat lmao

 

[OldUncleJack]

Keep my back to the wall!

 

[islandjoe2]

Ask him if he has a few moments to talk about our Lord and savior.

 

[ForestFlame]

Ask him if he has a few moments to talk about our Lord and savior.

move anything out the way he can cock his leg on...

tickle his ears x

 

[mickyp123]

move anything out the way he can cock his leg on...

tickle his ears x

Stick her bum to the wall with crucifix

 

[ForestFlame]

Stick her bum to the wall with crucifix

well I can see you don't fight fair! lol

scream save me, save me in a pathetic 'I can't defend myself way' then laugh uncontrollably

 

[mickyp123]

well I can see you don't fight fair! lol

scream save me, save me in a pathetic 'I can't defend myself way' then laugh uncontrollably

Ask her if it's true vamps have organic viagra in their saliva and give BJ's for free

 

[ForestFlame]

Ask her if it's true vamps have organic viagra in their saliva and give BJ's for free

tell him those stories come from folklore along with stories of dragons lol

 

[DarkSimian]

tell him those stories come from folklore along with stories of dragons lol

See if she would offer her throat to the wolf with the red roses

 

[ForestFlame]

See if she would offer her throat to the wolf with the red roses

Will he offer me his mouth?

 

[ydahecnot]

Tell her to look out for the a-hole behind her

 

[DarkSimian]

Will he offer me his mouth?

Will you offer me your teeth?

 

[ForestFlame]

Will you offer me your teeth?

will you offer me your jaws?

 

[UnderBridge]

will you offer me your jaws?

First, I would stop, drop, and roll making sure her flames hadn't caught me on fire.

Secondly, I would find a bucket of water because Smokey always told me that only I can prevent forest fires. And I don't want it on my conscience that I didn't prevent a forest fire.

 

[papadoc19]

Ask if they know the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ask if they know the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Ask him if he wants to go grab a beer

 

[L8tnIt]

Answer, "The Chili Peppers still got it!"
And get out of this alley to treat him to shots at the nearest bar.

 

[L8tnIt]

Ask him if he wants to go grab a beer

Wanna join me & Papadoc?