If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Load the hose with a 'Take that to PM' rubber cannonball

Tell @ScarletDaisy , @Shymidwestgirl @Stephie02 and @EyesOnHers they have a new club member

 

[EyesOnHers]

Tell @ScarletDaisy , @Shymidwestgirl @Stephie02 and @EyesOnHers they have a new club member

Say you fool, who do you think runs our show?

 

[kathyisgr65]

Give him his well earned sash for exclusivity

 

[EyesOnHers]

Give him his well earned sash for exclusivity

Tell her we know you are one of us
The men will never know our secret membership list.
Now let's go cause even more chaos in this alley!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Tell her we know you are one of us
The men will never know our secret membership list.
Now let's go cause even more chaos in this alley!

Offer a drink, because I'm ready for some fun

 

[kathyisgr65]

Tell her we know you are one of us
The men will never know our secret membership list.
Now let's go cause even more chaos in this alley!

I'll grab my handy dandy Fanny pack and extra lube.. just cuz U never know w us

 

[base10]

I'll grab my handy dandy Fanny pack and extra lube.. just cuz U never know w us

Ask what other goodies are in the fanny pack

 

[kathyisgr65]

Ask what other goodies are in the fanny pack

A lady never tells
Just know I'm like Macgyver
Lady Macgyver and the magical fanny pack

 

[Stephie02]

Say you fool, who do you think runs our show?

Yeah! What she said!

I'm too chicken to say it myself

 

[Kaiguy2025]

I would ask her if she needs help and pray that her mind is much naughtier than mine!

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm gonna pray for u both... anyone see my husband...he said he was doing service work around here...in the dark...in an alley

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm gonna pray for u both... anyone see my husband...he said he was doing service work around here...in the dark...in an alley

Convince her to buy a time share in Arizona that is beachfront property...

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask if I can bring a friend or two to the time share presentation? Sorry if we laugh a lot we are a giggling bunch of girls on occasion. @ScarletDaisy and @EyesOnHers I hear if we go to this we can a week vacation somewhere.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Same as before, probably

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ask if I can bring a friend or two to the time share presentation? Sorry if we laugh a lot we are a giggling bunch of girls on occasion. @ScarletDaisy and @EyesOnHers I hear if we go to this we can a week vacation somewhere.

Shriek excitedly... yay holiday! Sunshine and cocktails and new victims

Same as before, probably

Say there's a lovely speakeasy I can direct you to, run by very trustworthy girls

 

[PotNoodle79]

But I have tea

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Shriek excitedly... yay holiday! Sunshine and cocktails and new victims


Say there's a lovely speakeasy I can direct you to, run by very trustworthy girls

Pull @PotNoodle79 into the secret bookstore before he is bamboozled at the speakeasy.

 

[Chernosoth]

Got a light?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Crack my knuckles, give @EyesOnHers a conspiratorial wink and swipe @PotNoodle79's cup of tea while offering @Chernosoth a light.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Crack my knuckles, give @EyesOnHers a conspiratorial wink and swipe @PotNoodle79's cup of tea while offering @Chernosoth a light.

Lecture her on stealing AND cracking your knuckles.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Lecture her on stealing AND cracking your knuckles.

Bop the brim of his hat

 

[dawn_of_night]

But I have tea

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Bop the brim of his hat

Bop top of her head and another lecture about my top hat!

Eye her suspiciously being in a dark alley...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Bop top of her head and another lecture about my top hat!

Eye her suspiciously being in a dark alley...

Run away screaming

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Run away screaming

Avoid that whip... maybe.