If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ForestFlame]

Depends. If he is in wolf form, I'd lecture him about staying away from glittery vampires.

who you calling glittery? LOL


wedgie bite combo and penis slap finish.

 

[Taegul]

who you calling glittery? LOL


wedgie bite combo and penis slap finish.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bellas-first-handjob.jpg

Sorry, Twilight humor

But I'd still check her head to toe for glitter.

 

[ForestFlame]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bellas-first-handjob.jpg

Sorry, Twilight humor

But I'd still check her head to toe for glitter.

test a cattle prod on him lol

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

test a cattle prod on him lol

wave the white flag

 

[ForestFlame]

wave the white flag

not even gonna put up a defence? Honour the Geneva convention and down arm.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

test a cattle prod on him lol

not even gonna put up a defence? Honour the Geneva convention and down arm.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

sure Ill build a snowman and show you the white flag is made out of your underwear from the last wedgie I gave you.

wet willy and sprint for the street!!!

 

[done_got_old]

not even gonna put up a defence? Honour the Geneva convention and down arm.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

We'd link arms and skip out of the alley singing, "we're off to see the wizard."

 

[papadoc19]

Take her out for coffee

 

[ForestFlame]

Take her out for coffee

neck hug x

 

[fertile_babygirl]

neck hug x

Wave And wink

 

[Ginmill72]

Wave And wink

Well by, check out her curves and give her a wink.

 

[fertile_babygirl]

Well by, check out her curves and give her a wink.

Blush and giggle, beckoning him towards me with my finger.

 

[Ginmill72]

Blush and giggle, beckoning him towards me with my finger.

Give her an intrigued look and walk over to her.

"Evening baby, how are you?"

 

[KarenB59]

Give her an intrigued look and walk over to her.

"Evening baby, how are you?"

He seems to be preoccupied but if he glances my way a smile and mouthing Hello.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

He seems to be preoccupied but if he glances my way a smile and mouthing Hello.

Tell her "I was hoping to meet you here tonight" and see where it goes....

 

[KarenB59]

Tell her "I was hoping to meet you here tonight" and see where it goes....

Stops and listens to what he has to say

 

[sinfulpleasure67]

Stops and listens to what he has to say

Invite her to go fishing....

 

[KarenB59]

Invite her to go fishing....

Gladly accepts

 

[cliteatingman]

Gladly accepts

Check out her moon

 

[KarenB59]

Check out her moon

Blushes

 

[MessierObject]

Blushes

Invite her to my observatory to check out my telescope

 

[ForestFlame]

Invite her to my observatory to check out my telescope

comment on Uranus and admire your big dipper!

 

[WetBiMoose]

comment on Uranus and admire your big dipper!

Ask to get warmed up by the fire.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ask to get warmed up by the fire.

Hi hi!

Compare notes on all the cute guys we know.

 

[lowphat]

Hi hi!

Compare notes on all the cute guys we know.

I'd make her put her clothes back on before she catches a cold