If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

Keep to the shadows & survey the alley, not revealing myself unless a threat presents itself.
 
I'd show him my goods, he'd show me his, we'd make a fair swap and go our separate ways until the next order is placed.
 
I'd give her a cooler filled with cold beverages.

Psst, hey you, yeah you. Hey lady, want to see something really unique? Yeah?

*starts undoing the buttons on my trench coat* Are you sure?

*Opens said trench coat, and whips out










A coupon for a free side order of french fries at Five Guys burgers*
 
Psst, hey you, yeah you. Hey lady, want to see something really unique? Yeah?

*starts undoing the buttons on my trench coat* Are you sure?

*Opens said trench coat, and whips out










A coupon for a free side order of french fries at Five Guys burgers*
help him find his pants
 
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