Miss_Minxy
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I usually only need about 20 seconds tbh![]()
Well I'd just have to give him 20 secs then!
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I usually only need about 20 seconds tbh![]()
Well I'd just have to give him 20 secs then!
Starting my stopwatch. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOW!
Slap, tickle, kiss and repeat
and 
Trap her in the dead end alley and smother her with tons ofand
D'awwwww isn't that so adorable, Princess????
*Ducks under cover*
Projectile vomit, then french kiss him all night

Raincoat...check
Umbrella.....check.
Big yellow galoshes...check.
Pucker up, sweetheart!![]()
Pucker...can't get anal off your mind can you?
Wow Princess! Where did that come from? rofl...
I see what's on her mind in the dark, dirty alley....![]()
watch the seance and communing with the dead show, cos I'm all about that!We would hold a seance, commune with the dead and eat their souls.

watch the seance and communing with the dead show, cos I'm all about that!![]()
Tell him I have super senses and knew he was there even before he did! LOL. Wedgie him, bite his neck and run off!slowly and silently walk up to her while she is engrossed in seance whisper found you and slap her on the ass....she screams in absolutely panic
Tell him I have super senses and knew he was there even before he did! LOL. Wedgie him, bite his neck and run off!
I'd jump in a puddle to splash her. Oops! Better take those clothes off to let them dry...
Tell him to hurry and fill his sock!! Fun posting is happening (not really)
Feel very safe, because she would ward off any would be muggers.
My zombie apocalypse team has your back!
Hell yeah, room for another?
I'll need to see you in action. Tryouts later tonight.
Ah fair enough, I'll be sure to limber up and do my best to impress.
The final test is licking a tootsie pop. Most guys fail.
Practice.
How many licks?
And what flavor?
Ha! I can't give away the ending. Be prepared, zombies are no joke.
As for the thread...hand to hand combat for back alley bragging rights.
Ah, I love surprises.
Damn, going to have sharpen up my combative skills, it's about to go down with the princess.
I feel as if I'm a winner either way.
Try to drink him under the table![]()