If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Ginmill72]

I feel as if I'm a winner either way.

Try to drink him under the table

Offer to buy the first round.

Well you are more than welcome to try dear, but again this is no lose situation for either us. Though bad decision making would probably come into play.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Whatever Miss Ice was doing in a dark alley would be fun!

We would wreck the alley Miss Flower! Lucky alley, lol.

Offer to buy the first round.

Well you are more than welcome to try dear, but again this is no lose situation for either us. Though bad decision making would probably come into play.

Bad decisions like trying to sell a one hand man a pair of gloves?

 

[Ginmill72]

We would wreck the alley Miss Flower! Lucky alley, lol.




Bad decisions like trying to sell a one hand man a pair of gloves?

Or dancing shoes to a one legged woman, so many poor decisions, but I feel we would keep drinking anyhow

 

[Iceprincess12]

Or dancing shoes to a one legged woman, so many poor decisions, but I feel we would keep drinking anyhow

You know I would be drinking cream soda? I'm pretty sure you'll pass out before I do.

Playing cupid to the one handed man and one legged woman.

 

[ForestFlame]

You know I would be drinking cream soda? I'm pretty sure you'll pass out before I do.

Playing cupid to the one handed man and one legged woman.

peek out from the shadows and watch the shenanigans lol

 

[papadoc19]

Nuzzle her

 

[ForestFlame]

Nuzzle her

give him a hug x

 

[vibes]

I'd greet her and smile and ... wait

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd greet her and smile and ... wait

wait for what? LOL It doesn't get anymore interesting my lovely LOL .

 

[prdigy666]

wait for what? LOL It doesn't get anymore interesting my lovely LOL .

Show her she's not the only one that can bite

 

[ForestFlame]

Show her she's not the only one that can bite

cosmic wedgie, quick neck bite and knuckle rub to the head...then run off back into the shadows giggling

 

[vibes]

wait for what? LOL It doesn't get anymore interesting my lovely LOL .

And here I was, hoping for a bite

 

[ForestFlame]

And here I was, hoping for a bite

well you only had to ask LOL

Bite!

 

[thedeepestsigh]

probably go for a drink

 

[OldUncleJack]

probably go for a drink

lead her......astray....

 

[thedeepestsigh]

lead her......astray....

I know a short cut .......

 

[Taegul]

I know a short cut .......

I'd put a bright red rose in her hair so I could more easily tell her AV from OUJ.

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd put a bright red rose in her hair so I could more easily tell her AV from OUJ.

megatron wedgie and a butt slap

 

[hairball18]

megatron wedgie and a butt slap

Call the fire Marshall.

 

[ForestFlame]

Call the fire Marshall.

slap his butt for being a snitch!

 

[Taegul]

slap his butt for being a snitch!

Wedgie her up on a flagpole and leave her there.

 

[ForestFlame]

Wedgie her up on a flagpole and leave her there.

spoilsport!


order him a Fun Police Tee Shirt

 

[Taegul]

spoilsport!


order him a Fun Police Tee Shirt

My civic duty would be to arrest her and put her in handcuffs.

 

[ForestFlame]

My civic duty would be to arrest her and put her in handcuffs.

Again! LOL

pretend to object and complain about the system and how he should be out catching real criminals!

 

[Taegul]

Again! LOL

pretend to object and complain about the system and how he should be out catching real criminals!

"Shut it, criminal! Time for your strip search!"