If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Taegul]

Perform a full body cavity search for weapons. My personal safety is very important.

Then we'd have a bite to eat.

I'd be very romantic. Invite her to lay down on this discarded mattress with me. Light a couple of trash cans on fire for some romantic lighting, and dig out some of the finest scraps of God-knows-what for some truly fine dining. Oscar the Grouch will perform stand-up as our dinner entertainment.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd be very romantic. Invite her to lay down on this discarded mattress with me. Light a couple of trash cans on fire for some romantic lighting, and dig out some of the finest scraps of God-knows-what for some truly fine dining. Oscar the Grouch will perform stand-up as our dinner entertainment.

I'd tell my best blonde jokes while doing a striptease and pretend he is laughing with me. My look but don't touch rule will be set aside for the night.

 

[papadoc19]

Challenge her to a battle for supremacy of Lit

 

[ForestFlame]

Challenge her to a battle for supremacy of Lit

watch the battle and wait to see who wins

 

[PurpleParadise]

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[SeanBurns1975]

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Pass the bowl of popcorn to PurpleParadise and ForestFlame... lots of butter... hope that's okay...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Pass the bowl of popcorn to PurpleParadise and ForestFlame... lots of butter... hope that's okay...

Root for Papa and ... oops, who moved that bowl from your lap?

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Root for Papa and ... oops, who moved that bowl from your lap?

Wonders what the colour commentary and play by play guys would sound like... would it be more

British football: "Oh, lovely strike from Papa there."

Or WWE: "And IcePrincess is on the top rope, you all know what's coming next... OHHH!!! With the chair!!! There ain't no way that's legal!!"

 

[Taegul]

We could start a gambling operation where people can bet on the winner. We'd make a fortune off of Alley Battle.

Wonders what the colour commentary and play by play guys would sound like... would it be more

British football: "Oh, lovely strike from Papa there."

Or WWE: "And IcePrincess is on the top rope, you all know what's coming next... OHHH!!! With the chair!!! There ain't no way that's legal!!"

 

[julybaby04]

We could start a gambling operation where people can bet on the winner. We'd make a fortune off of Alley Battle.

Hmmm....guess it would depend on if I felt it were a dangerous or fun situation.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Hmmm....guess it would depend on if I felt it were a dangerous or fun situation.

Apparently this particular alley is all about fun... except for the fighting we're all watching... so... maybe it's all about dangerous fun Did you want some popcorn?

 

[done_got_old]

Apparently this particular alley is all about fun... except for the fighting we're all watching... so... maybe it's all about dangerous fun Did you want some popcorn?

Throw myself at his mercy. Surely he'd protect a lady in distress.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Throw myself at his mercy. Surely he'd protect a lady in distress.

Of course, though you might be in more distress at my mercy...

 

[done_got_old]

Of course, though you might be in more distress at my mercy...

Well let me throw myself at your mercy.

 

[julybaby04]

Apparently watch some fight going on and see her being protected.

 

[Taegul]

Apparently watch some fight going on and see her being protected.

I'd discuss with her the similarities of 'dangerous' and 'fun'.

 

[julybaby04]

I'd discuss with her the similarities of 'dangerous' and 'fun'.

Get myself comfortable for a long conversation.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Get myself comfortable for a long conversation.

*brings her a bottled water and a comfy lawn chair*

 

[Taegul]

*brings her a bottled water and a comfy lawn chair*

I'd bring Shrek and Donkey with me, they seem to have good luck with dragons.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd bring Shrek and Donkey with me, they seem to have good luck with dragons.

Have a teeny weeney roast

 

[Fierywhore]

Freeze

 

[Taegul]

Freeze

I'd enjoy watching fire vs ice

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd enjoy watching fire vs ice

these fights are brutal.....someone just got hit with a pillow....it's a gore fest! Who has the popcorn? Got some cans of beer here...who want's one?

 

[coachdb18]

Freeze

If you're freezing, I'd probably offer you a blanket

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

If you're freezing, I'd probably offer you a blanket

Ask for help about anxiety about flying.