If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[just4friends]

Tell her to put her shoes on in a dark alley!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Hug and say aren't we old friends...good to catch up.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Hug and say aren't we old friends...good to catch up.

Adjust her halo.

 

[CanucKinksman]

Quick game of ministicks

 

[ForestFlame]

Quick game of ministicks

he dresses like a detective so I'd just say hi and walk past carefully!

 

[TheSweetRomanticGuy]

I would say bite me all you want

 

[ForestFlame]

I would say bite me all you want

take him up on his offer!

Bite!

 

[tnman03]

take him up on his offer!

Bite!

Give her a compass, handheld GPS and a flashlight, she keeps ending up in this alley….

 

[ForestFlame]

Give her a compass, handheld GPS and a flashlight, she keeps ending up in this alley….

I was looking for you!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I was looking for you!

I'd be so excited I'd drool and stutter like a little boy.

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd be so excited I'd drool and stutter like a little boy.

did you not see my fear of pitchforks on my profile? LOL xx

Hides in the shadows til he puts it down!

 

[calculated_risks761]

did you not see my fear of pitchforks on my profile? LOL xx

Hides in the shadows til he puts it down!

Do my best Bela Lugosi impression.

“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”

 

[ForestFlame]

Do my best Bela Lugosi impression.

“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”

applaud and wolf whistle at his performance...that was bloody brilliant!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

did you not see my fear of pitchforks on my profile? LOL xx

Hides in the shadows til he puts it down!

Yea but this ain't a pitchfork. It's a plastic Burger King fork to spread my condiments on the burger that I was gonna share with you.
That's the problem with dark alley meetings. Not enough lites.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself. Or something like that.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

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“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”

It's still the Children of the Corn I fear from the movie of that name. Everytime we drive through Iowa I make sure the doors are locked.

 

[tnman03]

It's still the Children of the Corn I fear from the movie of that name. Everytime we drive through Iowa I make sure the doors are locked.

You'll never find horror movies or books in my household, I hate them and was marred to a woman who would read and watch that stuff without end. Oh and Denny, the cab I called for you is here now, go along home to Dolly like a good sort now.

 

[ForestFlame]

You'll never find horror movies or books in my household, I hate them and was marred to a woman who would read and watch that stuff without end. Oh and Denny, the cab I called for you is here now, go along home to Dolly like a good sort now.

give him a torch cos creepy things scare him

 

[tnman03]

give him a torch cos creepy things scare him

Sweet!!! Umm...I've got this duffle bag here with some anti nightmare and monster repellant in it. Just be careful when your going through it for sharp edges, fuses and such right?

 

[papadoc19]

Follow him down the yellow brick road

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Follow him down the yellow brick road

Reach down the front of his pants and say Hello.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Reach down the front of his pants and say Hello.

ask her if she would like some alley sex

 

[WolfsButterfly]

ask her if she would like some alley sex

ask him if there's something in his pocket or if he's just happy to see me.

 

[Azuldrgon]

ask him if there's something in his pocket or if he's just happy to see me.

escort her "home"

 

[LucianaGrace]

escort her "home"

I'd hop on his dragon back and ask kindly if he could fly me to more calming surroundings.

 

[boss302500]

I'd hop on his dragon back and ask kindly if he could fly me to more calming surroundings.

Invite her to my place which is safer