Firecracker
Just me :)
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Ask about sharing an Uber out of a dark alley!
boss302500
Literotica Guru
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Invite her for a drink
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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quick neck bite and run off
Livelifetofullesy
pecs are so over-rated
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ask her why the fack is she not in the shower yet I need to wash my hair
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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tell him with my vampire speed, I showered, washed his hair, cooked a three course gourmet dinner, read 20 books and bit him several times, he just hasn't noticed yet! lol
Livelifetofullesy
pecs are so over-rated
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complain to her with all the biting I didn't get a single smooch...mush have some good analgesic in her saliva
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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I did more than smooch you, I took a peek too LOL
Livelifetofullesy
pecs are so over-rated
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tell her I hope she liked what she saw...that quickly dash away...giggling
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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nods approvingly
Taegul
Totally Taegul
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I'd tie her to the light pole naked and send up the Bat signal.
Better hope Robin doesn't take this call, it will end in disappointment, I assure you.
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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rip his clothes off and cover him in wax strips and record his screams as he pulls them off
Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Hope she notices me
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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dart from the shadows, give him a beginners wedgie and bite his neck, before returning to the darkness!
_valkyrie_
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I'd thank her, because the alley would be dark no more.
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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point her in the direction of the nearest battlefield x
LucianaGrace
Grace Changes Everything
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I'd walk over to both women and negotiate the creation of a Viking warrior tribe that consists of only women...
We'd save the world one dark alley at a time.
We'd save the world one dark alley at a time.
Azuldrgon
Her Squishy
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neakman
Jacked Methuselah
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barefootgirl69
🧡 Wild Lil Cupcake
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Pinch his nipple and run
Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Point neakman in the direction of his assailant.
barefootgirl69
🧡 Wild Lil Cupcake
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Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Troublemaker
*grabs his hand* You're coming with me!
Come with her if I want to live.
jusgoodcleanfun
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Get him an av
Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Kindly thank the man for his charity, then try to pawn the av across the street.
ForestFlame
Burning Bright
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jump him on the way back from the pawn shop, steal his cash and use it to buy man whores for the night!
