If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[barefootgirl69]

jump him on the way back from the pawn shop, steal his cash and use it to buy man whores for the night!

Nah, let's just take him home and ... well...

 

[Xerxes82]

jump him on the way back from the pawn shop, steal his cash and use it to buy man whores for the night!

Apparently, lose my shirt, my cash and what's left of my dignity.

Back to whorin'!

Nah, let's just take him home and ... well...

Damn. I got nothing because my minds gone truly blank.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Apparently, lose my shirt, my cash and what's left of my dignity.

Back to whorin'!

Damn. I got nothing because my minds gone truly blank.

That's okay... c'mere... let me fill your mind

*leans in to whisper*

 

[hairball18]

That's okay... c'mere... let me fill your mind

*leans in to whisper*

Lend her my shoes. This alley can be dangerous.

 

[Xerxes82]

Lend her my shoes. This alley can be dangerous.

Watch him suspiciously. Dude isn't wearing any shoes.

 

[ForestFlame]

Watch him suspiciously. Dude isn't wearing any shoes.

wonder why he is scared to go home with BFG?

 

[Xerxes82]

Lend her my shoes. This alley can be dangerous.

wonder why he is scared to go home with BFG?

Invite her along as "backup"

 

[ForestFlame]

Invite her along as "backup"

decline the offer...3's a crowd LOL xx

 

[Xerxes82]

decline the offer...3's a crowd LOL xx

Convince her that it's her kind of crowd

 

[ForestFlame]

Convince her that it's her kind of crowd

tell him that I doubt that very much lol but thank him for considering me as his protector lol

 

[hairball18]

tell him that I doubt that very much lol but thank him for considering me as his protector lol

Tell her that a dark alley is no place for a lady by herself. She should join a group.

 

[GhostNymph]

.....

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

Set down my tray of lasagna and slowly back away

pick up lasagna and have dinner

 

[ForestFlame]

pick up lasagna and have dinner

tell him to enjoy his last meal then laugh maniacally

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

Set down my tray of lasagna and slowly back away

tell him to enjoy his last meal then laugh maniacally

chase her down and tickle her mercilessly

 

[ForestFlame]

chase her down and tickle her mercilessly

put him in a head lock and knuckle rub his skull without pity!

 

[troubledone]

put him in a head lock and knuckle rub his skull without pity!

Be dazzled by the light

 

[papadoc19]

Try to determine why he is the most interesting person alive

 

[hotoldrguy]

Try to determine why he is the most interesting person alive

invite him to have a beer

 

[ForestFlame]

invite him to have a beer

ask if i can join?

 

[Xerxes82]

ask if i can join?

Buy her and the house a round

 

[Azuldrgon]

ask if i can join?

take her to Vegas.

 

[ForestFlame]

Buy her and the house a round

thank him and buy the next round

take her to Vegas.

grab my camera for vegas trip

 

[Taegul]

I'd steal her lipstick and paint red lips all over her body....and "Elvis was here".

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd steal her lipstick and paint red lips all over her body....and "Elvis was here".

a real man would put the lipstick on and make the marks himself...but hey...what do I know! lol