If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Azuldrgon]

After that ice breaker I would ask if they had a crowbar or a toothpick?

In my car.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Who? I don't see anyone.

 

[MsLead]

In my car.

Proof of insurance please Mr Blue Drag On

 

[MsLead]

Proof of insurance please Mr Blue Drag On

Another one got away! Gets out a lantern and portable chess game.....

 

[Azuldrgon]

Proof of insurance please Mr Blue Drag On

But there wasn't an accident, officer. I was helping a damsel in distress.

 

[MsLead]

But there wasn't an accident, officer. I was helping a damsel in distress.

The damsel is just checking you out handsome.....wink, wink......is that a Smurf in your pocket or are you just happy to see I have a short skirt on?

 

[Azuldrgon]

The damsel is just checking you out handsome.....wink, wink......is that a Smurf in your pocket or are you just happy to see I have a short skirt on?

I have an affinity for short skirts.
Why are you out here with a lantern and a chess game?

 

[MsLead]

I have an affinity for short skirts.
Why are you out here with a lantern and a chess game?

Learning to play the game sir.....

 

[Azuldrgon]

Learning to play the game sir.....

I could teach you a little...

 

[MsLead]

I could teach you a little...

That's hot...should I take my knee socks off?

 

[Azuldrgon]

That's hot...should I take my knee socks off?

Keep them on....it depends on where we are going to play.

 

[MsLead]

Keep them on....it depends on where we are going to play.

Well, I'm partial to the dark alley....aren't you?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Well, I'm partial to the dark alley....aren't you?

I could be persuaded.....would you like to be the black pieces or white?

 

[MsLead]

I could be persuaded.....would you like to be the black pieces or white?

Well I do love contrast but would have to be considered white....maybe I could go to the dark side. Would you take me there draggy poo?

 

[Xerxes82]

Well I do love contrast but would have to be considered white....maybe I could go to the dark side. Would you take me there draggy poo?

Would offer her a room key in case she needed some privacy

 

[ForestFlame]

Would offer her a room key in case she needed some privacy

snatch, eat, erase x oh and wedgie

 

[PapaRomantic]

snatch, eat, erase x oh and wedgie

Expose my neck and be deliciously bitten!

 

[ForestFlame]

Expose my neck and be deliciously bitten!

always for you my angel xx

 

[Xerxes82]

always for you my angel xx

Lust

 

[ForestFlame]

Lust

grrrrr

 

[Taegul]

grrrrr

Order a delivery pizza with extra garlic and garlic bread. Yum.

 

[ForestFlame]

Order a delivery pizza with extra garlic and garlic bread. Yum.

you can be so hurtful at times LOL

 

[Taegul]

you can be so hurtful at times LOL

D'aww. I'd give her a kiss to make her feel better. Right after a huge bite of garlic bread, of course. How's my breath?

 

[ForestFlame]

D'aww. I'd give her a kiss to make her feel better. Right after a huge bite of garlic bread, of course. How's my breath?

sadist...I'll get you back....I will bide my time, but you'll get yours Mr T x

 

[Azuldrgon]

sadist...I'll get you back....I will bide my time, but you'll get yours Mr T x

I don't do garlic before kissing you.