If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ashesatwork]

I don't do garlic before kissing you.

A kiss on each cheek

 

[Azuldrgon]

A kiss on each cheek

 

[lowphat]

Toss him a beer and tell him to have a seat.

"Dude, the freaks will come out soon, and they put on a good show"

 

[emsway]

Toss him a beer and tell him to have a seat.

"Dude, the freaks will come out soon, and they put on a good show"

Swear him to secrecy that he caught me dumpster diving.

 

[lowphat]

Swear him to secrecy that he caught me dumpster diving.

I'm sure we can work something out

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm sure we can work something out

Pinch the other bottom cheek

 

[ForestFlame]

Pinch the other bottom cheek

give her a torch and some mace...it's the standard alley package

 

[DarkSimian]

give her a torch and some mace...it's the standard alley package

pull down her bodice, and ravage her

 

[ForestFlame]

pull down her bodice, and ravage her

now that's what I call a greeting


sneak in a butt grope

 

[DarkSimian]

now that's what I call a greeting


sneak in a butt grope

help her check Beast-iality of her bucket list

 

[ForestFlame]

help her check Beast-iality of her bucket list

find out how much sexy I can take

 

[Xerxes82]

find out how much sexy I can take

Hand her a coffee and stay out of sight so she can hunt her next victim

 

[DarkSimian]

find out how much sexy I can take

see if she would offer her throat to the beastie with the red roses

 

[ForestFlame]

Hand her a coffee and stay out of sight so she can hunt her next victim

still hunting you for your shenanigans yesterday...revenge is so delicious...lets see if your neck matches it!

 

[ForestFlame]

see if she would offer her throat to the beastie with the red roses

will he offer me his mouth?

 

[Xerxes82]

still hunting you for your shenanigans yesterday...revenge is so delicious...lets see if your neck matches it!

Wait for her to draw close for the bite... and counter wedgie! Doesn't feel so good when it's up the other crack, does it!

 

[ForestFlame]

Wait for her to draw close for the bite... and counter wedgie! Doesn't feel so good when it's up the other crack, does it!

oh I don't know! kinda tickles!

prepare things for the cosmic wedgie...in space...no one can hear you scream

 

[Xerxes82]

oh I don't know! kinda tickles!

prepare things for the cosmic wedgie...in space...no one can hear you scream

Ordinarily I'd be more inclined to enjoy a woman always reaching for my underwear.

 

[DarkSimian]

will he offer me his mouth?

Yes to them all

Sing Paradise By the Dashboard Lights with her

 

[ForestFlame]

Ordinarily I'd be more inclined to enjoy a woman always reaching for my underwear.

yeah but your mom picking them up from your bedroom floor to put in the laundry doesn't count

Yes to them all

Sing Paradise By the Dashboard Lights with her

praise him on his Meat....Loaf

 

[papadoc19]

Ask her if she wanted to go for a walk

 

[ashesatwork]

Ask her if she wanted to go for a walk

Yell go bucks and give him a big hug

 

[Azuldrgon]

Yell go bucks and give him a big hug

walk her home.

 

[numeniusa]

walk her home.

Try to find out how bandits kiss

 

[malia123]

Try to find out how bandits kiss

slap that butt!