If you were a Superhero…

[Mrtenant]

Plastic man powers would be fun. Super stretchy into all kinds of shapes. The sex would be epic.

 

[Dimented]

If Plastic Man cums…..is it recyclable?

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

To be able to tell people exactly what will satisfy them when they have the feeling like they’re not sure what’ll do the trick.

 

[cheekygirl75]

To give myself and everyone else who wants it perfect eyesight.

 

[Skippertyrell]

The ability to finish everyone's sentences. Not mind reading, but just knowing what will be said. That would piss so many people off and be funny.

And the ability to fill my car with petrol for free

 

[Dimented]

If Plastic Man cums…..is it recyclable?

If Plastic Man wears a condom; is it redundant? Would his cum taste like latex??

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

I would make women orgasm by snapping my fingers.

I can make women come with my fingers. Showering together in our bathtub-shower combo during my first year with my then-wife, we started making out, then I fingered her. In the process, my 41-year-old back went out, and my position gradually changed from standing to sitting on the bottom of the tub. I was in pain, but never missed a stroke on her clit. She came so hard that she named that one of her top ten orgasms of all time. It may not be a superpower, but she thought I was Superman that day.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

If Plastic Man wears a condom; is it redundant? Would his cum taste like latex??

All I can say is the one time I hooked up with him he made his cock really long and damn did it hit the spot.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I would be able to teleport so I could take @Cat some soup and Kleenex while she is sick.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I would want to read minds!!!

We see enough of their posts, don't we?

 

[MrPimms]

my super power would be: to be able to find a matched pair of socks out of the dryer

 

[snexxer]

Id like the power to grant wishes. But there will be something slightly wrong with it.

Eg you ask for eternal life, (but you stub your toe every day for eternity.)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Id like the power to grant wishes. But there will be something slightly wrong with it.

Eg you ask for eternal life, (but you stub your toe every day for eternity.)

I do that enough on my own, I don't need this kind of bullshit!

*stomps foot*

 

[snexxer]

I do that enough on my own, I don't need this kind of bullshit!

*stomps foot*

Sorry I have a slight evil streak, when I'm in a bad mood. Nothing like, Gonna stab someone, just will laugh if you tread on a lego etc.

But you don't need me to grant your wishes.

 

[snexxer]

Btw when I say you, I don't mean you you @barefootgirl69

 

[snexxer]

Fuck this hole is getting deep, can barely see sunlight. Better stop now before it either gets filled in with me in it, or I reach lava.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fuck this hole is getting deep, can barely see sunlight. Better stop now before it either gets filled in with me in it, or I reach lava.

Sorry. I was just having fun.

 

[snexxer]

Sorry. I was just having fun.

Lol i know you were. I've seen you upset.
Not something I want to see again.

 

[Chillygirl]

Id like the power to grant wishes. But there will be something slightly wrong with it.

Eg you ask for eternal life, (but you stub your toe every day for eternity.)

THIS is the energy I was looking for!!!!!

 

[Chillygirl]

For my super power I’d wish that anyone who did me wrong, that their favorite sports team loses every game by just 1 score.

 

[barefootgirl69]

For my super power I’d wish that anyone who did me wrong, that their favorite sports team loses every game by just 1 score.

Don't do this until after the SEC Championship tomorrow, please.

Roll Tide!

 

[sn4ke11]

I see why they call you chillygirl now that is just ice cold...

 

[snexxer]

For my super power I’d wish that anyone who did me wrong, that their favorite sports team loses every game by just 1 score.

Phew, glad I've not wronged you.
F1 this weekend, last race of the season.
3 drivers have a chance of being World Champ.
There is only one I want to win.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

What power would I have? Oh! I know! Whatever Mary Poppins had... yeah, I want that.

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

I would want the power to duplicate myself so my copy goes to work and I stay home and do whatever I want all day.