If you were a Superhero…

[Chillygirl]

I’d switch animal sounds…so crickets would sound like screaming goats or lions would sound like frogs.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I’d switch animal sounds…so crickets would sound like screaming goats or lions would sound like frogs.

Can you make my dog sound like a parakeet.

 

[snexxer]

I’d switch animal sounds…so crickets would sound like screaming goats or lions would sound like frogs.

Id make cows talk dirty to farmers as they are being milked.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Make anyone I talked to sound like they just inhaled some helium.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Make grammar nazis misspell everything when they correct someone!

 

[Graybear1826]

Id make cows talk dirty to farmers as they are being milked.

Oh, milk me, baby...just like that...YOU know what I like

 

[Graybear1826]

Brain freeze for inconsiderate drivers

 

[cheekygirl75]

Make anyone in the passing lane who’s not passing move over.

 

[MissMarie32]

I would be able to speak to my dogs

 

[Wageslave]

I might manage my life more successfully

 

[angelofthenorth]

I would carry a flask filled with my special hot chocolate and pour a mugful for anyone who needed one, the flask would never run out, and the effects would last for ages

 

[Chillygirl]

I would be able to speak ANY language but only to say cheesy pick up lines.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’d be able to give hangovers to people I don’t like and take them away from people I do like (including me)

 

[CarlyAnn]

I’d give orgasms to all my friends (as long as I didn’t have to touch them).

 

[anotherPerson1977]

With incredibly random and ridiculous super powers what would they be?

I’d make desserts appear out of thin air and eat them without gaining weight!

that’s the best idea in the world!

 

[MissMarie32]

I’d be able to give orgasms to random strangers on the street

 

[RickTango]

I’d be able to give orgasms to random strangers on the street

The world needs a superhero like this

 

[CarlyAnn]

I’d be able to give orgasms to random strangers on the street

Picturing a homeless guy screaming, “I’m cummmming”. We’d all run the other way.

 

[TwoTaTango]

Well I am definitely thinking I would Fly around and under the earth spinning it in the opposite direction to try and reverse everything going wrong ,

Hoping it could also turn back time .

 

[MissMarie32]

Picturing a homeless guy screaming, “I’m cummmming”. We’d all run the other way.

Rephrase…not everyone

 

[Chillygirl]

If I had ridiculous superpowers I’d make men lose an inch of their hairline every time they lied. Women would lose their eyebrows for lying.

 

[SusanHoward]

I’d be Noir, wearing my silk negligee.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Rephrase…not everyone

Maybe if you saw our homeless folk in Boston.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I’d be able to give orgasms to random strangers on the street

I think I see the plot line for the first ever NC-17 rated Marvel movie.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I would put on my Santa suit, give myself super speed and drop gifts to every house where the children don’t have or expect much on Christmas Day.