If you were a Superhero…

[snexxer]

What power would I have? Oh! I know! Whatever Mary Poppins had... yeah, I want that.

 

[Dimented]

X-ray vision……..maybe it’s the vouyer in me

 

[Him15]

Id like the power to see and talk to the fey folk.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I would have the ability to freeze time just so I could go back to sleep when my alarm went off. I would also use this power for mischief

 

[everydaywashalloween]

Ridiculous power. X-ray vision, but only for blind bags, booster packs, and other silly stuff.

 

[Zolitair]

I would go for invisibility and the power to make someone have an orgasm!!!

 

[CarlyAnn]

I have a list but if I had to choose one, I’d have the power to feed all the hungry cats and dogs at all the animal shelters.

 

[Chillygirl]

My ridiculous powers tend to be about petty things lol.

Like I could look at someone eating and it would cause their food to spill down their shirt.

 

[CarlyAnn]

After feeding all the hungry animals I’d make my enemies pee hot gravy.

 

[Shady_nz]

I'd love the ability to time travel.. to the future

 

[Hyacinthus151]

I'd love the ability to time travel.. to the future

Read minds, just so I could end the cliffhanger you dropped on us

 

[angelofthenorth]

To be able to make people see the strength they have already but cannot see for themselves

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My ridiculous powers tend to be about petty things lol.

Like I could look at someone eating and it would cause their food to spill down their shirt.

There's this really sexy guy who owns a small sandwich shop by the water front. You can tell he keeps in great shape. So, if you don't mind me borrowing you to help him spill his coffee or tea... or water down his shirt, I would be ever so grateful.

 

[Fillingthevoid]

I want the power to make people realize they are wrong

 

[RDM97756]

All those bite sized cany bars or chocolates that come individually wrapped in a lage bag, yeah i would have the power to inwrap them all then fill the bag completely so i could eat by the handful and not gain weight.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I want the power to wiggle my nose and the house is suddenly spotless or something to eat is ready to be eaten. Call me Samantha if you want, too.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Samantha if you want, too.

 

[Chillygirl]

That I could blow a kiss to a man and he would instantly declare his undying love for me…and promises of wicked, hot sex

 

[Xerxes82]

I would like the power to make my oven produce an unending stream of delicious baked desserts without any prep or actual baking.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

That I could blow a kiss to a man and he would instantly declare his undying love for me…and promises of wicked, hot sex

The way your nipples are pointing at me in your avatar I think you already have it

 

[Xerxes82]

The way your nipples are pointing at me in your avatar I think you already have it

I'd second this.

I feel like, if @Chillygirl reached a point with a dude where she wanted to just straight up own his soul for eternity, she'd unleash the full might and majesty of the big guns and that would be that.

Then again, maybe it's just me.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

big guns and that would be that.

The cool part is she can actually talk "guns".. and I kinda dig that shit!

 

[CarlyAnn]

My “pee hot gravy” post got more likes than my feeding all the cats and dogs post…..You people are awesome!!!

 

[Fred6969]

After feeding all the hungry animals I’d make my enemies pee hot gravy.

"Owwwww, it BURNS!!!"

 

[Dimented]

I don’t think I am cut out for heroics, guess I need to be a villain!