If you were Santa....

[Guest]

Slut...

If I were Santa, CookieJar's house is the only one I'd visit.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

If I were Santa, CookieJar's house is the only one I'd visit.

Maybe, but you'd hate to have get caught with your hand there . . . or maybe you wouldn't.

 

[English Lady]

Just stopping by to drop off some condoms and whipped cream.

Aww no wonder we all love ya Abs!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Aww no wonder we all love ya Abs!

Just takin care of my peeps.

 

[English Lady]

cheers Abs

 

[Kassiana]

For those without a partner: A trusting, sensual, trustworthy, compassionate, loving, snuggling human (or humanoid, for those of you who prefer elves and other "non-humans") partner ... someone it's safe to be your truest self with, in and out of sex play.

For those with a partner: Five full days of rest and relaxation with her/him in a place where all your physical comforts will be attended to and none of your usual worries can intrude.

For anyone who insists he/she meets neither category: Bunnies. All the cute and fuzzy bunnies.

 

[Belegon]

Just stopping by to drop off some condoms and whipped cream.

what are we going to do with a condom full of whip cream? I mean, It's going to look awful wierd in the fridge....

 

[RebeccaLeah]

what are we going to do with a condom full of whip cream? I mean, It's going to look awful wierd in the fridge....

Go ask Honey, she could explain the uses.

 

[dreampilot79]

Doesn't need to ask anyone.... can come up with plenty of ideas.

Oh shit.. there goes my inocent act!!!!

 

[English Lady]

innocent act dreampilot? I saw through that ages ago

 

[dreampilot79]

innocent act dreampilot? I saw through that ages ago

Guess I need to sign up for some more acting lessons!!!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

For those without a partner: A trusting, sensual, trustworthy, compassionate, loving, snuggling human (or humanoid, for those of you who prefer elves and other "non-humans") partner ... someone it's safe to be your truest self with, in and out of sex play.

For those with a partner: Five full days of rest and relaxation with her/him in a place where all your physical comforts will be attended to and none of your usual worries can intrude.

For anyone who insists he/she meets neither category: Bunnies. All the cute and fuzzy bunnies.

Very much needed, so thank you!
I won't tell you for which one though . . .

 

[Kassiana]

Very much needed, so thank you!
I won't tell you for which one though . . .

Everybody loves bunnies.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Can I have a guinea pig?

And 500 dollars?

thanks

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Oh and can I get the Bonnie McKee cd too?

Okay thanks

 

[dreampilot79]

Everybody loves bunnies.

Not everyone.. got a few friends who go chase em with guns...

better make it playboy bunnies! Everybody seems to love them!

 

[Kassiana]

Not everyone.. got a few friends who go chase em with guns...

better make it playboy bunnies! Everybody seems to love them!

If you'll notice, I didn't say what kind of bunnies. I just said they were cute and fuzzy...

 

[dreampilot79]

Likes cute fuzzy bunnies!!! Doesn't mind shaved ones either!

 

[robynwildchild]

if i was santa..
i'd make the north pole a fucking festival of beautiful men and women ..
it would be mandatory to trade off pleasantries on xmas instead of buying presents.
we'd make our presents pleasures of the day...

*a lil in an out love, that's all*

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Re: Re: If you were Santa....

if i was santa..
i'd make the north pole a fucking festival of beautiful men and women ..
it would be mandatory to trade off pleasantries on xmas instead of buying presents.
we'd make our presents pleasures of the day...

*a lil in an out love, that's all*

Gotta love 'er.

 

[oggbashan]

Tomorrow I AM Santa for a nursery school.

I'm prepared, as usual, to get soaking wet trousers.

Usually it is excitement that makes them cut loose. I don't frighten anyone.

Og

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Tomorrow I AM Santa for a nursery school.

I'm prepared, as usual, to get soaking wet trousers.

Usually it is excitement that makes them cut loose. I don't frighten anyone.

Og

You seem more like the St. Nicholas type to me.

 

[dreampilot79]

Santa? They keep trying to draft me for the job.... but the only thing in my bag seems to be vibrators... but I do give them out freely!!!

Highly inappropriate for a 5 yr old little girl though.

Now If only I could get the "Big" girls to sit on my lap!!!!