If you were Santa....

[Evil Alpaca]

Okay but I still can't sit on Mrs. Clause like that!

Special "equipment" may be provided if necessary!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Special "equipment" may be provided if necessary!

What the hell is going on!!?? Everyone's playing with my mind!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

What the hell is going on!!?? Everyone's playing with my mind!

That's your mind? Damn, no wonder if dropped out of anatomy 101.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

That's your mind? Damn, no wonder if dropped out of anatomy 101.

WTF is going on?!

I'm so so lost for some reason.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

WTF is going on?!

I'm so so lost for some reason.

Maybe its not fair to tease the poor suffering from the flu.

How are you feeling? How was class?

 

[English Lady]

Ok so if I were Santa I would first of all bring a little bottle of genuine Christmas spirit for each and every one of you so this christmas it will be a magical one


Ok so now i'll add a few personal ones, please feel no ill if I miss you...my brain isn't working at full function right now*L*


Perdita Dinner with Nora Batty

Lou anautomatic flirter,so even when she's not here she can flirt

Joe Wordsworth The ability to relax!

SIMA A box of cuddles to dip into whenever one is needed.

Abs Her very own troll to sit on the mantlepiece

Dreampilot79 erm me Naked

Ogg A couple of extra hours in the day

Rumple An automatic story checker that'll let you know when a story is accepted!

(actually I'll bbung that in for all the authors here*L*)

More no doubt will come later *L*

 

[dreampilot79]

Ok so if I were Santa I would first of all bring a little bottle of genuine Christmas spirit for each and every one of you so this christmas it will be a magical one


Ok so now i'll add a few personal ones, please feel no ill if I miss you...my brain isn't working at full function right now*L*

Dreampilot79 erm me Naked

*L*

Thinks of EL naked... oh oh!! The hydraulic desk lifter just lifted my desk off the floor!!! I just hope I don't drop it on my toes!

Such a dream of heaven!

 

[English Lady]

Thinks of EL naked... oh oh!! The hydraulic desk lifter just lifted my desk off the floor!!! I just hope I don't drop it on my toes!

Such a dream of heaven!

*grinning* I knew you'd like that present

 

[dreampilot79]

EL

nope I don't like the idea of that present...

I LOVE IT... where did I put those magic blue pills anyway?

 

[English Lady]

Oh you won't need magical help love *grins* Now lets get started

 

[dreampilot79]

cues up at the starting line... hmmm the course is around the coffee table isn't it?

 

[English Lady]

Over the coffee table I thought...


(sorry for the hijack Abs..hope you don't mind!)

 

[dreampilot79]

Over the coffee table I thought...


(sorry for the hijack Abs..hope you don't mind!)

Isn't over the coffee table cheating?

 

[English Lady]

Sounds more fun to me

 

[dreampilot79]

EL

I do like the way you think...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Over the coffee table I thought...


(sorry for the hijack Abs..hope you don't mind!)

Like I give a shit...have fun.

 

[dreampilot79]

abs

Don't you need a spankin?

 

[English Lady]

oooh we're getting spankings now...woo hoo *jumps in line*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

abs

Don't you need a spankin?

I'm a spanker, not a spankee love.

 

[Guest]

I'm a spankee.

Although I have been known to be both.

 

[dreampilot79]

I'm a spanker, not a spankee love.

Sorry abs.. thought in honor of your special day...

but hey.. I'll split your what 16 spanks between EL and Lou

 

[English Lady]

mostly spankee but I'll spank too.

So erm where's the spankin' then?

 

[dreampilot79]

EL

Cummere.... damn that big old moat!!

 

[English Lady]

*runs towards dreampilot, trips and handly lands bottom up over his lap*

 

[dreampilot79]

smack.... (my lips too)