If you were Santa....

[English Lady]

ooooh *moans*

I mean "ouch!"

 

[dreampilot79]

moans right along with her... hmmmm... now I got all the neigborhood dogs howling along with me!!!

 

[English Lady]

Hey....are you saying something not so complimentary about me there? *L*

 

[dreampilot79]

Hey....are you saying something not so complimentary about me there? *L*

would never say anything less than complimentary about you.. it's me the dogs are protesting!!!

 

[English Lady]

*chuckles* just teasing hun.

Do I get more spanks now?

 

[dreampilot79]

*chuckles* just teasing hun.

Do I get more spanks now?

anything your little heart desires!!!!

 

[English Lady]

oooooh *eyes widen*

 

[dreampilot79]

oooooh *eyes widen*

yep.. anything... even the million dollars.. you do take a check doncha?

 

[Guest]

 

[cookiejar]

If I were santa, I would have lots of ho, ho, ho's.


Has that been done or is it too obvious?

When did that ever bother you?

 

[Guest]

 

[cookiejar]

Well, I like to be orignial and clever over here with the smart peeps.

Kinda lets you and I out huh?

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

*ho ho ho's to herself*

 

[Guest]

 

[dreampilot79]

would be happy to help her ho ho

 

[cookiejar]

*ho ho ho's to herself*

*watching EL's boobs shake like a bowlful of jelly*

 

[dreampilot79]

*watching EL's boobs shake like a bowlful of jelly*

a bowl of jello? gasps... all the blood rushes to my.. ummm ahhhh face...

faints

 

[Evil Alpaca]

a bowl of jello? gasps... all the blood rushes to my.. ummm ahhhh face...

faints

I think dreampilot needs mouth to mouth!

(Pause)

Where's Shanglan?

 

[English Lady]

@cookiejar


*leans over dreampilot* erm hun..are you ok?

 

[dreampilot79]

@cookiejar


*leans over dreampilot* erm hun..are you ok?

I will be after some mouth to mouth

 

[English Lady]

oooh mouth to mouth

*dives in*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just stopping by to drop off some condoms and whipped cream.

 

[cookiejar]

@cookiejar


*leans over dreampilot* erm hun..are you ok?

Slut...

 

[English Lady]

cookie....tell me something I don't know