If you wore a "WARNING" label, what would it say????

[naudiz]

Dangerous curves ahead

Or: Volatile when mixed with idiots.

 

[R Nitelight]

Juliangel

I can't read your label from this distance. I'm going to have to get a little closer.....

 

[Dirk13]

but i wanted to be the sex god to your goddess tiggs

 

[Guest]

but i wanted to be the sex god to your goddess tiggs

Ummm....? Well, you're kinda a far way away from 1000 posts hon. And, Mack is my Co-Mod.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Juliangel

I can't read your label from this distance. I'm going to have to get a little closer.....

LOL well cum a little closer then sugar!!!

 

[Ticklish Girl]

CAUTION: Tickling, especially on the ribs, tummy, back and feet, causes erotic excitement in this subject! Use fingers, feathers and brushes with care.

Tying her down and whispering, "Ooh, you're ticklish, aren't you?" in her ear only aggravates this condition. Pretending you're a KGB agent interrogating a captured spy aggravates it even more, and may result in her promising to be your slave.

Where were you on the night of februaury 30th 1998, i say as i wield a fether on your ribs

Do your worst. I'll never talk.

 

[April]

Caution: Slippery When Wet

or maybe

Caution: Pessimist Ahead

or maybe

Go away! Can't you see I'm reading?

or maybe

Love Me. Please?

 

[Dirk13]

...SO!...i still wantz ta! *sniff sniff* :*(
*crying sounds*

 

[SimplySouthern]

WARNING: Contents under pressure.

Or perhaps one of those signs you see beside the road with a flashing light above that says:

Too Fast for Conditions.

 

[chal13]

Warning label

BEWARE OF DOG

My mail is still down here, hope Laurel can fix it soon:-[



[Edited by chal13 on 11-12-2000 at 06:19 PM]

 

[Dirk13]

WARNING WATCH OUT FOR LARGE BEAST THAT WILL ATTACK FEMALES ONLY, IT SMELLS FEAR, AND WILL ATTACK ON SITE! IT ESPECIALLY HATES CATS, WARNING!

there got a good one.

 

[Ravenloft]

"For INTERNAL use ONLY!"

 

[Adoratrice]

*watch for severe sarcasm ahead*

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

WARNING !!! BATMAN!!!

Horney, Spunky, and Filled with White Sticky Love Pisshttp://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/asian/pblindfolded.gif




The Wife

 

[Nobody Special]

Warnig Will Robinson!!! Warning

OK so I'm showing my age here but who really cares??

"Come Pull My Finger"

"what do you want??"

"Batteries not included" and in small print under it.. "unless you want me use them that is"

"Want me to Fuck your brains out??" (Wife smiles at this one)

"for a good time call.........."

"You are the most beautiful woman in the world.......... FANCY A FUCK??"

"Are you a single Woman?? if yes, wanna Boy freind.. if no, Wanna love toy??"

"Wanna eat at the W??"

"You got a child, want another??"

"Free Dushe, Limited time only"

Maybe more cumming soon, that depends on the Wife..

E

 

[CW]

Warning:
Subject to violent explosion when aroused.

FOLLOW UP WARNING:
Easily aroused.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Warning: Incredibly Addictive




And, as a witch, and a frequent Vampire gamer: Do Not Puncture or Incinerate!

 

[forgetunome]

CW

...Raised eyebrow...

Now I am intrigued

 

[CW]

Re: CW

...Raised eyebrow...

Now I am intrigued

Well,,, just intrigue yourself back over to SRP,,, and don't say that I didn't give you fair warning Ms *giggles*

 

[Cheyenne]

Warning:

Magic ahead

 

[SpecialK]

"If you can read this, you're too close. But since you're here......"

K

 

[JadedHeart]

Warning:

Explicit Content! Intended for mature audiences only!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I am overwhelmed by....

how clever you all are. It isn't often that you have such a diverse group of people who are as thoughtful as you folks can be, particularly when you set your minds to it. Thanks.


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[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 11-13-2000 at 09:00 AM]

 

[Juliangel]

Re: I am overwhelmed by....

how clever you all are. It isn't often that you have such a diverse grouop of people who are as thoughtful as you folks can be, particularly when you set your minds to it. Thanks.


blue

Thanks for the compliment but mine is true nothing creative about it. Maybe I should make it my signature line.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I guess that all depends on ....

your definition of nymphomaniac, Julia, you angel. (And for most of the male population a nymphomaniac IS an angel, by definition.).


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