If you wore a "WARNING" label, what would it say????

[coach]

Mine would read "......."

"If you cant read this come a little closer, just
alittle more, thats it keep coming."

 

[Juliangel]

Re: I guess that all depends on ....

your definition of nymphomaniac, Julia, you angel. (And for most of the male population a nymphomaniac IS an angel, by definition.).


blue

My definition. Hmmm let's see, I think about it all the think about it all the time and want it even more than that.

With my alluring appeal I have been known to work my honey up for it 6 times in one night before he collapses and gives out and I am still ready for more.

Does that fit the male definition or would it earn me the title Angel of Death?

 

[dancinvixen]

Mine would read<according to hubby> One of a couple of things:
1) Warning Blonde in really high shoes.
2) <If I am upset> Bunny with Distemper, careful, sharp teeth.
3) Please move all furniture aside, person wearing this warning is not very adept at manuevering around.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Julia; the angel of death....

never killed anyone by fucking their brains out. At least, not to my knowledge.

blue

 

[TN_Vixen]

WARNING:

Keep hands & feet inside at all times.

Orally fixated - want a suck?

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Julia; the angel of death....

never killed anyone by fucking their brains out. At least, not to my knowledge.

blue

Well, that is a relief!!! I did have to take him to the ER one night afterwards because he was having chest pains but it was NOT my fault, let me repeat that It Was Not My Fault
That was the night we found out he has Chest Wall pain, it is aggravated by caffeine and stress NOT excessive sex.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ms. Vixen...

you sound like a ride in an Amusement Park.

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 11-13-2000 at 10:17 AM]

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Ms. Vixen...

you soond like a ride in an Amusement Park.

blue

grin.. well, um.. err..are you a thrill seeker, Blue? Sometimes I'm the ride and sometimes I'm the rider.. hehe

 

[FlamingoBlue]

So, Ms. Vixen...

Where do I get my tickets?? (I can't believe I am actually saying these things. Blush, blush).

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 11-13-2000 at 10:25 AM]

 

[Syd]

Warning: This package contains HOT LAVA!!! When the earth moves, eruption is inevitable!!

 

[Latina]

WARNING: too much sex can make you lose your train of..train of..umm, what was I saying?

-- Latina

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

!!!WARNING!!!

The Truth Hurts - Especailly When It's Shoved Up Your Ass!

 

[Expertise]

Always thought it would be cool to get a tatoo right above my pubic region saying "Large doses may cause drowsiness"

 

[Silverlily]

Wouldn't "Large Doses May Cause Excitability" be better?

 

[Expertise]

Not if you and I were doing it "right" for long enough.LOL

Drowsiness is the more likely of the two scenarios.

Aren't those naps induced by sexual exhaustion the best

 

[Juliangel]

Always thought it would be cool to get a tatoo right above my pubic region saying "Large doses may cause drowsiness"

Read my post on the previous page about the Angel of Death. I am game for seeing if you can give me a large enough dose to make me drowsy if you are.

 

[Silverlily]

Not if you and I were doing it "right" for long enough.LOL

Ahh, I see now, question is, who would drop first?

 

[roosterboy]

If the (bedding of your choice) is a rock'n, don't just stand there/ we've started without you!

Rooster

 

[Gaucho]

"Private Parking Only! All Others Will be Crushed and Burned!"

Or, my all-time favorite:

"Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate."

 

[Dirk13]

takes awhile to make me drop if ya know what i mean, might take a hour to hour and a half, couple times in between if needed...but heeeey, maybe just one that long...you never know, im like the energizer bunny, i keep going and going and going...

 

[R Nitelight]

Slippery When Dry

 

[Dirk13]

damn that might be a bit hard there night, but i guess..ya know it does go with tha drinks, but what about tha girls?

 

[RisiaSkye]

On behalf of Dr. Wonk: ***Protected by an Irrational Defense System*** Proceed with Caution!

 

[CW]

On behalf of Dr. Wonk: ***Protected by an Irrational Defense System*** Proceed with Caution!

I like it,,, I like it,,,

THAT'D be a great signature line !!

 

[forgetunome]

Re: Re: CW

...Raised eyebrow...

Now I am intrigued

Well,,, just intrigue yourself back over to SRP,,, and don't say that I didn't give you fair warning Ms *giggles*

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