If you wore a "WARNING" label, what would it say????

[Oliver Clozoff]

This is one that's actually in my neighborhood that I wish I could own and place on my bedroom door:

Caution: Speed Hump Ahead

 

[Alyrahh]

This is one that's actually in my neighborhood that I wish I could own and place on my bedroom door:

Caution: Speed Hump Ahead

LMAO!
Heyy.. didn't I date you once?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

That was me, alright. In fact, I recall the sign over your headboard reading:

Warning: Treacherous Curves Ahead

 

[Alyrahh]

Oh, yes, now I remember. That's the sign I had back then, it's now been replaced with "Dead End".

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

That's a real shame, because there wasn't anything more alive back in those days than your end.

In fact, I seem to recall it being a "ghetto booty".

 

[Alyrahh]

No fair, you're playing on my fantasies! But hey, I'm impressed LOL

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Hey, fair is fair. As the old adage goes, "all is fair in love, war, and lit BB flirting." (or something like that)

Now don't your eyes look lovely in that black and earthtone outfit you're wearing?

hehe

 

[Alyrahh]

Oh, you're flirting? Hey, I like it...most guys just say "Hey, wanna get kinky?" LOL


Do you like my new perm? I hear it's lots of fun to run your fingers through!

 

[Sammyjo]

That or..."Wanna cyber"...it always works on me

 

[Juliangel]

Wait don't forget the ever charming and appealing:

r u horny i am!!!!

 

[Sammyjo]

well, anything where people spell out words with letters or numbers turns me on....so, that one would get me every time

 

[Gaucho]

Caution: Speed Hump Ahead

Hey! I thought Vermont was the only place with Speed Humps!

But we've got one up here I know you don't have in Louisiana:

Caution: Frost Heave Ahead

So there. Neener, neener, neener.

 

[CW]

well, anything where people spell out words with letters or numbers turns me on....so, that one would get me every time

Do I detect a note of sarcasim there indecisive queenie?

Nice choice of title by the way,,,( caught your reply to forget earlier elsewhere)

 

[Sammyjo]

Just a little sarcasm...as you know, I'm not prone to sarcasm...hahahaha...and thank you.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Hey folks. Love your replies....

Great Imaginations 'R Us. Bythe way, where did "neener neener" come from??

blue

 

[Guest]

A few of my favorites:::

 

[Vi]

Mine might say:
All natural materials, wash in warm only, and fluff dry.
Do not use chemicals or artificial agents. If treated properly, will provide years of pleasure.

 

[Rosebud]

I asked two of my friends for help and this is what the gave me...
hussy

Caution! Does not play well with others!

one hand on the keyboard

DANGER

Explosive

 

[LOGJAM]

"WARNING label

"DON'T let the wrinkle's fool you, there not EVERYWHERE" "

 

[binkley]

Mine would read<according to hubby> One of a couple of things:
1) Warning Blonde in really high shoes.
2) <If I am upset> Bunny with Distemper, careful, sharp teeth.
3) Please move all furniture aside, person wearing this warning is not very adept at manuevering around.

This is particularly funny coming from someone's who's a topless dancer. I guess the stage doesn't have funiture. )

 

[binkley]

truth in advertising

"Warning: Mouth Never Stops"

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I got another one....

Warning--- Schmoozer approaching.

blue

 

[rightbobsure]

I'll Knock your WIFE up !

 

[dancinvixen]

Mine would read<according to hubby> One of a couple of things:
1) Warning Blonde in really high shoes.
2) <If I am upset> Bunny with Distemper, careful, sharp teeth.
3) Please move all furniture aside, person wearing this warning is not very adept at manuevering around.

This is particularly funny coming from someone's who's a topless dancer. I guess the stage doesn't have funiture. )

LOL, very true, but I am still incredibly clumsy. Half the time I'm getting my tips after a stage, I end up tripping into some guys lap, because of my feet. It's especially bad right now, because of a pinched nerve in my back, I have begun to loose the control over my left foot.

 

[binkley]

lucky customer

LOL, very true, but I am still incredibly clumsy. Half the time I'm getting my tips after a stage, I end up tripping into some guys lap, because of my feet. It's especially bad right now, because of a pinched nerve in my back, I have begun to loose the control over my left foot. [/B]

Tripping into a customer's lap must help with tips. ;-)