Illusion Vale (OOC)

[ultimate_nerdslut]

a)it is never too late for drinking, nor is it too early. it is 2:30 here, and

b)yes by the strictest definition of the law i am too young to be drinking, but the laws of men mean little to me.

c) i really like irish whiskey and if a cop comes banging on my door to arrest me for drinking whiskey alone harming no one at 2:30 in the morning, not even making noise, in a city with the nations highest murder rate (they dont call it bodymore murdaland for nothing) I will have his badge mounted on my wall as a trophy.

I hate to say it... but Yugoslavian Brandy is the best... and it is only 11:30 here... and while I am not drinking I do have to apologize that I am not updating at all really because I am writing an essay on why we SHOULD test on animals lol

 

[blaster8]

Right, 2:30. My math was off a little. It's a three hour time difference between here and the east coast, due to daylight savings. Normally it's a two hour difference. Anyways, there's nothing I can do about your drinking, so enjoy.

 

[rengadeirishman]

are you slavic? me ma is part czech. thats the part of me that isnt irish or native american. never had yugoslacian brndy. the only liquor i wont drink is gin. unless its like bombay sapphire or something else expensive. i find gin to be nasty as hell. but im adefintly a beer and whiskey man. my favorite whiskey is Bushmills Black, but its so expensive that i usually have to settle for for jamesons instead, and my favorite beers are guiness nd smithwicks, but ive very rarely met a beer I disagreed wuith, i do hate corona light though and fosters, i think fosters is the only thing that can give corona light competition in the vbile department

 

[rengadeirishman]

and ive earned my drunkeness tonight, work sucked im in massive back pain, and the girl i love has been knocked up and thus become engaged to a male(i wont even call him a man) who treats her terribly and that i despise inmore then anyone in the world. So i think the gods will forvie me for being drunk tonight.

 

[Wolfsister]

Well, as long as you're not bothering anyone, you'll not get a cop's badge on your wall.

I'm from Australia...

sorry... my refresh wasn't working when I posted last... so I'm kinda behind the ball here...

Yeah, I was referring to the beatles.

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

are you slavic? me ma is part czech. thats the part of me that isnt irish or native american. never had yugoslacian brndy. the only liquor i wont drink is gin. unless its like bombay sapphire or something else expensive. i find gin to be nasty as hell. but im adefintly a beer and whiskey man. my favorite whiskey is Bushmills Black, but its so expensive that i usually have to settle for for jamesons instead, and my favorite beers are guiness nd smithwicks, but ive very rarely met a beer I disagreed wuith, i do hate corona light though and fosters, i think fosters is the only thing that can give corona light competition in the vbile department

I'm Yugoslavian, which was broken up into two smaller countries due to a civil war about 9 years ago, Norwegian, Welsh, Irish, and German... my mother says it's easier to just tell people I'm European...

Never had gin, whiskey is alright, had a bad experience with rum hand have a hard time with that one, and I find I like drinks that I can't taste the alcohol... My father was a bartender and my mother a cocktail waitress so I know how to make drinks *winks* though I'm only 20

 

[rengadeirishman]

austrailia eh? ive always wanted to visit austrailia, maybe one day i will.

:starts step dancing to the pogues "token celtic drinking song":

One stiff whiskey, YOU CAN DRINK WHATEVER YOU LIKE

 

[Wolfsister]

Hell... I'd be drinking too if that happened to me. I'd be looking forward to the hang over tomorrow..

Besides *giggles* Its fun reading your typos while you're drunk *grins*

Hmm.. good luck with the paper UN... It'd be funny to see people's reaction to it

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

Hell... I'd be drinking too if that happened to me. I'd be looking forward to the hang over tomorrow..

Besides *giggles* Its fun reading your typos while your drunk *grins*

Hmm.. good luck with the paper UN... It'd be funny to see people's reaction to it

lol I'm writing it solely to piss people off.... as sad as that is... I get to talk about it for 7 to 10 minutes...

My teacher said that with my passion and knowledge I could be a great lawyer... but then he said I wouldn't be able to cal anyone retarded or stupid in court lol.

 

[rengadeirishman]

me da was bartender too, thats how he met me ma. Imagine that, an irishman tending bar. My dad was pure Irish, gods rest his soul, he died when i was sicteen. me ma is part irish czech and native american. i figure im about 65 percent irish, tho i dont have freckles or red hair. my hair is dark brown, almost black, and curly and my complexion is a bit darker then most irishmen. lot of fightin' scras on me as well, which mostlycame from being drunk a.nd angry maybr if your all lucky ill show ya a picture of me sometike

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

me da was bartender too, thats how he met me ma. Imagine that, an irishman tending bar. My dad was pure Irish, gods rest his soul, he died when i was sicteen. me ma is part irish czech and native american. i figure im about 65 percent irish, tho i dont have freckles or red hair. my hair is dark brown, almost black, and curly and my complexion is a bit darker then most irishmen. lot of fightin' scras on me as well, which mostlycame from being drunk a.nd angry maybr if your all lucky ill show ya a picture of me sometike

LOL, if you talk like you're typing I'm in love already... I love accents, am a huge sucker for them. I'm light olive toned with brown hair and brown eyes... I hear that they are quiet fetching... my eyes lol. My hair and my eyes are what get complimented the most.

Lol love to see a pic sometime. I'll show you mine if you show me yours lol

 

[Wolfsister]

Hmmm.. would be cool if you could call them retarded though!

I'm off for a few, about half an hour hopefully. I actually managed to finish all the posts!! Yay... but I'm feeling slightly light headed so I'm gonna lay down.

See ya for now.

 

[rengadeirishman]

i only talk thisway when im drunk murinin, thank me grandda for that

http://morgan.facebook.com/album.php?aid=-3&l=3ff1f&id=11106288

that should work

 

[blaster8]

Can't say I know much about alcohol, having never drank any outside of church, and even then it's been years since any has touched my lips. And I guarantee you folks, no alcohol shall ever touch my lips. I figure to save a lot of money by being sober for the rest of my life.

 

[rengadeirishman]

to each their own my friend, i dont beleive in the peer pressssure. whaddya htink ultimate, im a right ugly motherfucker aint I? sorry i dont look more like Dan Daugherty in the military threuad. Thats my real name btw, yo cahn all call me that if you like,

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

LOL, why are men so quick to put themselves down, I just wander off to find my CD with my pics and I come back to this. I'll call you Dan if you want my friend... and here is the picture I promised you.


http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p205/UltimateNerdslut/DSCF2584_0235.jpg

 

[blaster8]

Picture's kinda sideways, ain't it? Of course, it might not appear to be that way to you Ren (or Dan), seeing as how you're drunk.

If there's going to be a picture sharing party, I might join up later, once everyone else puts up a picture. But right now, I'm going to get something to eat. Be back later, probably before Wolfsister.

And by the way, UN, you don't look all that bad. You could probably find a nice geeky boyfriend with ease.

 

[rengadeirishman]

and you say a barbeque grll blew up in your face? but your so pretty lass.

btw there are problems to being drunk alone. drunkeness isnt half as much fun without a pretty lass to seduce.

 

[rengadeirishman]

picture aint sideways lad, iwas sitting on my porch bench and leaning. me friend colleen took tht picture. a year ago thursday

 

[blaster8]

I was talking about UN's picture, not yours.

 

[rengadeirishman]

its the eyes love, you have very striking eyes

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

LOL, yes a barbeque grill did blow up in my face, luckily it only singed the hell out of my hair and eyebrows and all the hair off of my forearms. Obviously my eyebrows and hair are fine and so is the rest of it. *laughs*

Well, thank you for such a compliment and you're not at all bad yourself Danny.

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

Picture's kinda sideways, ain't it? Of course, it might not appear to be that way to you Ren (or Dan), seeing as how you're drunk.

If there's going to be a picture sharing party, I might join up later, once everyone else puts up a picture. But right now, I'm going to get something to eat. Be back later, probably before Wolfsister.

And by the way, UN, you don't look all that bad. You could probably find a nice geeky boyfriend with ease.

lol you ass... I had plenty of non-geeky boyfriends you prick lol

 

[rengadeirishman]

the fuck is a sub boyfriend?

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

the fuck is a sub boyfriend?

Lol, He's a submissive and now that I was really thinking about it he's not really a boyfriend. I just give him tasks to do and he does them and sends me pictures