Illusion Vale (OOC)

[thanatos64]

that's what me and an old shipmate of mine do, we keep saying we not goiing to, but once the beer starts flowing we seem to go back into the seastory mode every time.

 

[rengadeirishman]

really? when i get drunk i tell fight stories

 

[rengadeirishman]

Yay For A Thousand Posts

 

[thanatos64]

most of our stories start with, one time in (enter name of Asian country) we were drinking, duh,.........

 

[thanatos64]

congartes ren one of these years I may get there.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

My grandpa's first wife was a real nag. "You don't make enough." "Where's the money" "I need this that or the other." Always money, money, money with her.

So, fed up, my Grandpa went into HIS OWN BANK with his hunting rifle and NO MASK and asked for the money. "Sure Mr. M." They said, mystified. Then he went to work as planned and the cops came and picked him up.

The judge asked him why he did it, and why did he do it so he'd get caught. "My wife wanted me to get more money, and I did it. Now she'll learn that it's better to have what a man can earn that what his wife thinks she should get."

 

[rengadeirishman]

thats awesome lol. oh and aunt succubus, how do i change from literotica guru to get my own cool little thing under my name?

 

[EHawkins]

My grandpa's first wife was a real nag. "You don't make enough." "Where's the money" "I need this that or the other." Always money, money, money with her.

So, fed up, my Grandpa went into HIS OWN BANK with his hunting rifle and NO MASK and asked for the money. "Sure Mr. M." They said, mystified. Then he went to work as planned and the cops came and picked him up.

The judge asked him why he did it, and why did he do it so he'd get caught. "My wife wanted me to get more money, and I did it. Now she'll learn that it's better to have what a man can earn that what his wife thinks she should get."

Nice.

Your Grandfather was pretty gutsy

 

[rengadeirishman]

yea he was

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

I believe I got this at 1000 posts, so you should be able to do so now, since you have the requirement. Go to your CP panel and see if you can. It's been a while since I got mine, so...you know...*taps head* I forgets easily...

 

[blaster8]

theres a good lad, though perhaps i shouldnt call you lad, as your prolly older then me. to my knowledge im the youngest litster, unless alot of people are lying about ther ages.

You aren't the youngest litster here that isn't lying about his age. I'm probably the youngest. I turn 19 in less than a week. You're about a year older than me.

I unfortunately know absolutely nothing about my ancestors. I can only trace my family history back to my grandparents. I only know that I have a little bit of Scottish blood in me, that's it. I don't know anything else about my ancestory.

 

[Angelus]

Congrats on the 1,000 posts Ren.

Hopefully the custom name should come up when you log in today.

Once again, congrats.

 

[Wolfsister]

Yay peoples! I'm back...

Not fighting fit, but better than yesterday. Tomorrow? Who knows, but I'm here now and I plan on doing some serious posting. 'course, if i drop off, ya'll know why, sorry

Ren/Angelus:
Thanks for the nice read boys... it was fun watching you two chat.
I currently have no idea about my family history... though I suspect my dad's side of being involved in the Italian mafia... *shrug* not sure.

Ren/Than/UN:
I hope everybody feels better. Don't listen to those people that are stupid and keep telling you to 'lift with your knees'. Just tell them that it'll fuck up your knees instead of your back

Ren:
Congrats dude! I've only got like... heaps to go before I get there!

I wouldn't know about beer and all that stuff... but I'd say that to those you like it, good on ya.

Hmmm... we've got some pretty young people here but as far as I can tell, you're all much more mature than your age. I guess bad luck to all those that are 50 LOL

I won't tell you my age... but I can say that I'm in the younger range

Anyway...

onwards to the posting!

 

[EHawkins]

Yay peoples! I'm back...

Not fighting fit, but better than yesterday. Tomorrow? Who knows, but I'm here now and I plan on doing some serious posting. 'course, if i drop off, ya'll know why, sorry

Ren/Angelus:
Thanks for the nice read boys... it was fun watching you two chat.
I currently have no idea about my family history... though I suspect my dad's side of being involved in the Italian mafia... *shrug* not sure.

Ren/Than/UN:
I hope everybody feels better. Don't listen to those people that are stupid and keep telling you to 'lift with your knees'. Just tell them that it'll fuck up your knees instead of your back

I wouldn't know about beer and all that stuff... but I'd say that to those you like it, good on ya.

Hmmm... we've got some pretty young people here but as far as I can tell, you're all much more mature than your age. I guess bad luck to all those that are 50 LOL

I won't tell you my age... but I can say that I'm in the younger range

Anyway...

onwards to the posting!

Glad to see you're feeling a bit better

 

[blaster8]

Check this out!

Hey, I just found this hilarious video. Check out, especially you Star Wars fans.

http://www.starwars.com/meta/rd/exp...phone.mov&mw=480&mh=351&ww=480&wh=351&ap=true

 

[Wolfsister]

Thanks E, hope your feeling fantastic today!

 

[Wolfsister]

Hey, I just found this hilarious video. Check out, especially you Star Wars fans.

http://www.starwars.com/meta/rd/exp...phone.mov&mw=480&mh=351&ww=480&wh=351&ap=true

LOL, that was pretty funny blaster.

 

[rengadeirishman]

yay a custom user title (this accursed laptops exclamation point/number one key doesnt work) and im glad to see your feeling a bit better wolfsister

 

[Wolfsister]

Hey nice title Ren!

im glad to see your feeling a bit better wolfsister

Thanks

 

[blaster8]

Here is the web page that video is on. It has a little bit of information on what the video is and where it came from.

http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/bts/article/swcellphone.html

 

[rengadeirishman]

your welcome and thanks to you as well.

 

[Wolfsister]

Thanks blaster... I remember seeing that just before seeing star wars III when I went to a cinema.

Ren:
I wasn't sure how to describe your character... I hope I did it right, but if not, I'll change it.

 

[rengadeirishman]

I like the way you made him completely naked and had everyone laugh. It gave me a chance to incorporate an Anchorman quote into a fantasy rp, which instantly makes it a good day.

 

[Wolfsister]

Ah Ren... that was bloody hilarious!!

Never seen anchorman but I still liked the post. It makes me wanna see it though...

 

[Wolfsister]

hmmm... I just figured out we've got more than fifty percent of people in this thread bloody naked!

A dryad... a selkie... a raven woman... a vampire... a soon to be other character... a dwarf... and possibly a minotaur...

greeeeaaat....

I like Largos and Eeth and Than!!

*starts gawking at my own thread....*

oh and... goreab's about to add to the list