I'm considering a change

Take KeithD's advice especially putting your query on the AH. KeithD might chew you up over your political differences but he never mucks about with the discussion of publishing issues.
 
Lit, is Lit. It is what it is and there's no denying that this place is filled with people whose bellfries don't even have bats in them.

But, when my story ratings go down, and down, and down, and even further down from there, while the overall vote totals don't change, something is seriously amiss in wonderland. And the (not so) strange part is that this started right after "The Purge" and continues even as late as this past week.

So, in light of that, I'm considering a change in platform for my works. Which, so far, has come down to a choice between Createspace and Patreon.

Who has work placed somewhere other than Lit? Do you like it or are there just no other choices?

Lmao!!!! Boo fucking hoo you crybaby bitch. Dont let the door hit ya on the ass on your way out.
:D
 
Speed VS Bullshit fake news

You mean the ones the American "Thinker" just got busted for lying about and their machines are 100% legit? THAT Dominion? You're a bit slow, eh?

I am a bit slow? Yes, they use negative numbers to score my I.Q. That must be what keeps me from sticking a straw into the kettle of bullshit that some view as "news" and sucking it all in.

Just keep skipping along while they play the pipe for you. You will probably enjoy the view on your way over the socialist cliff that is just a few steps away.:D
 
I have not tried it butt...

The OP said in part: "So, in light of that, I'm considering a change in platform for my works...Who has work placed somewhere other than Lit? Do you like it or are there just no other choices?"

I have not tried it myself but I think a number of writers here on Literotica got their start on public bathroom stall doors. That may be where they developed their base and faithful followers. The next time you see a phone number with a messages that says: "To have a good time call..." Give them a call and ask what their Literotica user name is and they can teach you the ropes.

Legal disclaimers:

1. The above was intended as humor and does not pertain to any real person or writer.;)

2. All names have been changed to protect the innocent. :confused:

3. Very few animals were harmed during the posting of this thread.:cattail::eek:
 
I am a bit slow? Yes, they use negative numbers to score my I.Q. That must be what keeps me from sticking a straw into the kettle of bullshit that some view as "news" and sucking it all in.

Just keep skipping along while they play the pipe for you. You will probably enjoy the view on your way over the socialist cliff that is just a few steps away.:D

Just because you're a fucking twit doesn't make me a socialist, twit.
 
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But, when my story ratings go down, and down, and down, and even further down from there, while the overall vote totals don't change, something is seriously amiss in wonderland. And the (not so) strange part is that this started right after "The Purge" and continues even as late as this past week.

...

Don’t get that math, but maybe a sweep could help. It is frustrating when some reader complains, incorrectly, that you didn’t mention it was a series and give a 1 bomb after reading a paragraph.

But yeah, the AH would probably do a deep dive on your question.
 
Trolls will troll, wherever you post.

Just live with it or stop posting...
 
I was just asking for information about alternative sites for my work. My reasons why were clearly stated.

And it remains that GB wasn't a place to post such questions and expect serious responses--which you got to the extent practical. It's tacky to suggest specific competitive Web sites to post at on this Web site.

You seem to want to remain hardheaded and off kilter to the end.
 
And it remains that GB wasn't a place to post such questions and expect serious responses--which you got to the extent practical. It's tacky to suggest specific competitive Web sites to post at on this Web site.

You seem to want to remain hardheaded and off kilter to the end.

Not my fault you're stuck on stupid. Or that you're a narcissist. Or that you're a fucktard who can't seem to figure out how to answer a question without turning into an idjit.

Tell me, if I had posted this in the AH, would you still come off as a flaming asshole? Or would the mere change of venue cause you to activate a different part of your brain and actually respond to my seeking information?


You see, I'm betting that you'd still be a flaming asshole regardless of where this question was posted. Because that's what you are. Which is precisely why I didn't post this in that other sub forum.
 
Not my fault you're stuck on stupid. Or that you're a narcissist. Or that you're a fucktard who can't seem to figure out how to answer a question without turning into an idjit.

Tell me, if I had posted this in the AH, would you still come off as a flaming asshole? Or would the mere change of venue cause you to activate a different part of your brain and actually respond to my seeking information?


You see, I'm betting that you'd still be a flaming asshole regardless of where this question was posted. Because that's what you are. Which is precisely why I didn't post this in that other sub forum.

Go take your shitty smut stories someplace else, rapey, you whiny faggot. Trump is a loser just like you. :)
 
Not my fault you're stuck on stupid. Or that you're a narcissist. Or that you're a fucktard who can't seem to figure out how to answer a question without turning into an idjit.

Tell me, if I had posted this in the AH, would you still come off as a flaming asshole? Or would the mere change of venue cause you to activate a different part of your brain and actually respond to my seeking information?


You see, I'm betting that you'd still be a flaming asshole regardless of where this question was posted. Because that's what you are. Which is precisely why I didn't post this in that other sub forum.

I gave you more appropriate advice and help on this thread than you've ever tried to bother to give to me ever. Happy both that I don't have to live with you and that you have to live with yourself. :)
 
Lit, is Lit. It is what it is and there's no denying that this place is filled with people whose bellfries don't even have bats in them.

But, when my story ratings go down, and down, and down, and even further down from there, while the overall vote totals don't change, something is seriously amiss in wonderland. And the (not so) strange part is that this started right after "The Purge" and continues even as late as this past week.

So, in light of that, I'm considering a change in platform for my works. Which, so far, has come down to a choice between Createspace and Patreon.

Who has work placed somewhere other than Lit? Do you like it or are there just no other choices?

I'm 99% convinced that things ARE rigged.
It's a private site with limitted oversight, isn't it? I would have fudged the line too, in their place
(welcome to the capitalism that you've been defending.;))

I don't think, tho, that it has to do with your political orientation & Trump.
Maybe with traffic, as some niches (ie incest) bring more traffic than others?? ?
 
I have not read hisarpy's stories, and don't intend to. And I certainly wont rate stories I haven't read, however disagreeable I may find the authors to be as human beings. Lets put it this way, there is a reason I don't intend to read- or rate- any of hisarpy's stories. I can probably already guess what they'd be like- some kind of "Farenheit 451" or "Handmaiden's Tale" kind of thing, only basically glorifying those types of dystopian societies rather then rebelling against them.

But nonetheless, if you constantly troll and post inflamatory and controversial shit, then you can and should expect to get trolled back. And hisarpy is by no means the worst offender in this respect- lets just say I have no reason to check out any of busybody or botany boy's stories either (that is, assuming they actually even wrote any??) but I can say- even if I don't believe in down voting people stories simply because they come across as a total POS in the forums, I certainly won't be very sympathetic towards them either.
 
Tell me, if I had posted this in the AH, would you still come off as a flaming asshole? Or would the mere change of venue cause you to activate a different part of your brain and actually respond to my seeking information?


You see, I'm betting that you'd still be a flaming asshole regardless of where this question was posted. Because that's what you are. Which is precisely why I didn't post this in that other sub forum.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FlickeringFineCapeghostfrog-max-1mb.gif

You deliberately chose not to post your very specific question in the one main forum that it would make the PERFECT sense to post it for a direct answer to, solely because KeithD made you so pressed from continuously calling out your bullshit that you donned your spit-polished knight's armor in order to save the Author's Hangout from the imagined bickering tyranny you thought would clutter it for the eyes of other members?

If that's not enough, you also choose to post here in the General Board, knowing full well that next to no one would answer your honest question in good faith due to your history, but instead clowning you for the Ringling Bros. stalled sidecar act that you've become after The Purge and Cheeto's Greatest Fail let all the air out of your tires.

dude...

https://media.tenor.com/images/60af4eb09ed76afa8ebbe81eb9afd870/tenor.gif

the choo-choo train you were riding these past four years has crashed. You ain't ever getting that headassed delusional swagger back. I'm telling you for your own sake, get the emperor in your head a new groove, Matlock! :D
 
I am a bit slow? Yes, they use negative numbers to score my I.Q. That must be what keeps me from sticking a straw into the kettle of bullshit that some view as "news" and sucking it all in.

J.:D

...says a person whose idea of "news" is sources like QANON, the Extremist Times, Der Sturmer, and Infowars,- AND who believes all news sources OTHER than these are "Fake News," AND ALSO that all mainstream journalists who do NOT write for the above publications ought to be arrested for treason. You have said all these things yourself at one time(and/or username) or another.

Yeah you sure know a lot about kettles of bullshit. You're a real piece of work there.
 
I gave you more appropriate advice and help on this thread than you've ever tried to bother to give to me ever. Happy both that I don't have to live with you and that you have to live with yourself. :)

Still not my fault you're stuck on stupid. I say this because your "more appropriate advice" basically comes down to "I don't like you because you make me look like a flaming hemorrhoid every time I open my mouth so you should just go away."

As a final thought, when it comes to community, you live on an island with a population of a zero.
 
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You deliberately chose not to post your very specific question in the one main forum that it would make the PERFECT sense to post it for a direct answer to, solely because KeithD made you so pressed from continuously calling out your bullshit that you donned your spit-polished knight's armor in order to save the Author's Hangout from the imagined bickering tyranny you thought would clutter it for the eyes of other members?

If that's not enough, you also choose to post here in the General Board, knowing full well that next to no one would answer your honest question in good faith due to your history, but instead clowning you for the Ringling Bros. stalled sidecar act that you've become after The Purge and Cheeto's Greatest Fail let all the air out of your tires.

dude...

https://media.tenor.com/images/60af4eb09ed76afa8ebbe81eb9afd870/tenor.gif

the choo-choo train you were riding these past four years has crashed. You ain't ever getting that headassed delusional swagger back. I'm telling you for your own sake, get the emperor in your head a new groove, Matlock! :D


You try so hard to make yourself look important. It's a shame when you consider if you used half that energy to actually DO anything else instead of trying to do the one thing you CAN'T do, you might actually succeed at something.
 
I have not read hisarpy's stories, and don't intend to. And I certainly wont rate stories I haven't read, however disagreeable I may find the authors to be as human beings. Lets put it this way, there is a reason I don't intend to read- or rate- any of hisarpy's stories. I can probably already guess what they'd be like- some kind of "Farenheit 451" or "Handmaiden's Tale" kind of thing, only basically glorifying those types of dystopian societies rather then rebelling against them.

But nonetheless, if you constantly troll and post inflamatory and controversial shit, then you can and should expect to get trolled back. And hisarpy is by no means the worst offender in this respect- lets just say I have no reason to check out any of busybody or botany boy's stories either (that is, assuming they actually even wrote any??) but I can say- even if I don't believe in down voting people stories simply because they come across as a total POS in the forums, I certainly won't be very sympathetic towards them either.



Probably the worst literary crime that can ever be perpetrated. And done on a literary site no less.
 
Who the fuck do those idiots think they are? As if anyone cares what forum you post in...fuckers should fuck off.
 
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