I'M NOT LOOKING! But then again...

[Evil_Geoff]

Teasing a nice little boy to distraction.. and flashing your tits at the girl who was staring at them. Not that I blame her for staring, mind you. Or you for flashing her. After all she had permission... *grins*

*nodnodnods* The floggings shall continue until morale improves!

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Velcro collars are NOT my style

I second the statement whole heartedly....it is a shame how some so quickly give them out

 

[~Blacklace~]

***sneaks in*** I dont mean to hijack your thread , but did you notice our posts on that thread are gone? I wonder what happened to them? Ive never seen that before, weird.

And I agree, a good service slave is worth the search

 

[HottieMama]

**i'm sneaking in too**

Just want you to know that the reply you gave ConstanceB on her personal ad is why i adore you in that dorky fan-girl kinda way!

Have a great day.

 

[Auraka6669]

**i'm sneaking in too**

Just want you to know that the reply you gave ConstanceB on her personal ad is why i adore you in that dorky fan-girl kinda way!

Have a great day.

omg. I feel the same way.

*swoon*

*cough* ahem *grunt*

In a totally heterosexual way of course.

How's the hunt coming along good sir?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Gawd.... gotta love a fan-club!

Well we had third under consideration for a while, but things did not work out. She became uncomfortable with her feelings in the situation and felt it best to move on...

Sooooo, the hunt continues.

 

[skittles_lm]

Gawd.... gotta love a fan-club!

Well we had third under consideration for a while, but things did not work out. She became uncomfortable with her feelings in the situation and felt it best to move on...

Sooooo, the hunt continues.

Happy St. Patricks day, Sir! Have a green beer for me!

 

[~Blacklace~]

Have you ever had green beer? I tried it once it was yucky, but then again I dont like beer!
But I am having a few drinks...and I should probably sign out before I post under the influence lmao

Geoff, Im not fully aware of the situation, but I wish you luck

 

[skittles_lm]

Have you ever had green beer? I tried it once it was yucky, but then again I dont like beer!
But I am having a few drinks...and I should probably sign out before I post under the influence lmao

Geoff, Im not fully aware of the situation, but I wish you luck

Oh come on! No one can fault you for drunk-posting! At least we know you are not out driving, right?

And no, no beer for me either. I like my alcohal without water. LOL

 

[~Blacklace~]

lmao

beer is rent to own anyway, so its more money efficient to drink liquor!

 

[skittles_lm]

lmao

beer is rent to own anyway, so its more money efficient to drink liquor!

Although I was once threatened with a beer enema... would that count, you think? Eek!

 

[~Blacklace~]

errr a beer enema!? Well thats creative...I wonder how that would work *gags*
Would that give you a buzz? lmao

 

[skittles_lm]

errr a beer enema!? Well thats creative...I wonder how that would work *gags*
Would that give you a buzz? lmao

thankfully, i never had to find out. *whew, shudder*

And it may give you a buzz, but not the kind you meant!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Actually, you can use beer or wine or champagne in an enema. The alcohol is absorbed directly from the colon into your bloodstream and will give you major buzz in a hurry. DO NOT use large quantities of alcohol to do this.

'nuff said. *grin*

 

[skittles_lm]

Actually, you can use beer or wine or champagne in an enema. The alcohol is absorbed directly from the colon into your bloodstream and will give you major buzz in a hurry. DO NOT use large quantities of alcohol to do this.

'nuff said. *grin*

Thanks Sir! As always, you are a veritable well of yummy information!

If it had been champagne, I'd a been all over it...

Have you seen my hairbrush, Sir?

 

[Yang4yin]

Have you seen my hairbrush, Sir?

He shipped to me. I should have it by tomorrow.

 

[skittles_lm]

He shipped to me. I should have it by tomorrow.

Awwww. Fuck. *cringe*

 

[courtneycakes]

Actually, you can use beer or wine or champagne in an enema. The alcohol is absorbed directly from the colon into your bloodstream and will give you major buzz in a hurry. DO NOT use large quantities of alcohol to do this.

'nuff said. *grin*

Are you serious? Oh man that is SO cool! Sign me up for sure.

 

[~Blacklace~]

Actually, you can use beer or wine or champagne in an enema. The alcohol is absorbed directly from the colon into your bloodstream and will give you major buzz in a hurry. DO NOT use large quantities of alcohol to do this.

'nuff said. *grin*

hmmm very interesting .... I will keep that in the memory file, *weg* it may come in handy some day.

 

[Yang4yin]

Awwww. Fuck. *cringe*

You sure know how to make a guy feel good!

If you're interested in trying an enema, read this three-part FAQ.

 

[skittles_lm]

You sure know how to make a guy feel good!

If you're interested in trying an enema, read this three-part FAQ.

Ummm, been there, done that Sir. You know... bathtub, shackles, hood over the head, video camera...whole nine yards.

Thanks though, for looking out for this silly little subbie...

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Are you serious? Oh man that is SO cool! Sign me up for sure.

*pencils courtney on the calendar for a champagne enema...*

 

[Evil_Geoff]

hmmm very interesting .... I will keep that in the memory file, *weg* it may come in handy some day.

Just remember that you do not want to use more than you would normally have in a serving or two. This WILL get the receiver of the enema seriously buzzed. Alcohol poisoning is NOT fun to deal with.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Ummm, been there, done that Sir. You know... bathtub, shackles, hood over the head, video camera...whole nine yards.

Thanks though, for looking out for this silly little subbie...

*chuckles* Of course we're looking out for the silly subbies...

They're the ones that will sneak up on us and paint our toenails if we fall asleep watching TV...

 

[HottieMama]

Are you serious? Oh man that is SO cool! Sign me up for sure.

It sounds great..but sadly something i will never experience..i'm pretty sure i would no longer be considered sober if i did. (And you know what? i seriously don't have the balls to ask my 50's housewife AA sponsor if it counts as a drink either...LOL)